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android drone

Someone who thinks that android is the future and are too poor to afford something actually good
by FegalGamer July 28, 2023
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Androidophile

A person sexually attracted to A.I.
like all other Paraphilias this one is equally as disgusting as the rest, as someone with this Paraphilia tends to preform Sexual acts on robots or have Romantic Relationships with them.

As of now in the 2020th decade this is only limited to Character A.I Apps, however when Robots are made, especially ones that resemble Humans? We already know.
"Tyler is a Androidophile."

"Androidophiles is someone who likes robots sexually."
"What would a short version of Androidophile be? It would be Andro."
by TheSam____Man September 27, 2023
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Android

A phone OS that runs basically any non-iPhone. Expect iSheep to make poor jokes at you all the time and use Android as a slur because their bargain-bin Android phone from 10 years ago sucked balls.

A lot of arguments Android haters make can be boiled down into a few categories:
"Android users are all broke mfs!" Never mind the most expensive mass-produced smartphone right now is a Samsung Galaxy. And not to mention that there are a myriad of choices for iPhone money.
"Androids are so slow!" Low-end Androids, maybe. But anything around or over $250 should be good enough. And app designers prioritize good experiences on iPhones, even though 67% of all phone users are on Android. (Probably because you can count the new iPhones each year on one hand.) And even though I could joke about iPhones magically slowing down after updates, I could make the same point with some Androids.
"I can count the pixels on this Android camera!" Okay, but on ExOMark's massive list of phones ranked by camera, as of 2023, the best phone camera setup is on an Android (it's specifically the Huawei P60 Pro), but the iPhone 15 Pro Max is in 2nd. And as to why Android photos look so pixelated, it's because iMessage is only available in iPhones. And also because Snapchat and Instagram favor iPhones by design.
iPhone user: Hey, nice phone. Get it at the local homeless shelter?
Rich Android user: (folds out the other half of the screen) You were saying?
by Clutterofmass September 27, 2023
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Android

Jake:Did you hear about the latest Android?
Jim: Shut up! Everyone likes Apple!
by hissingcobra December 14, 2023
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android go

Guy 1: Hey! What phone is that?
Guy 2: I have a Samsung A01 core that runs Android Go.
Guy 1: That shit is so slow. Go upgrade.
by goofy3535 November 29, 2023
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Android user

Also known broke boy/girl dumbass but most importantly you are GAY. Android brand is also the top leading brand in the lgbt community look it up. Anyone that disagrees is GAY so might as well get an android if you don’t already have one you fucking faggot.
Android user means gay/broke

Bruce: hey I just got a new phone wanna see?
Nick: yea yea what brand is it?
Bruce: it’s a android

Nick: yea ur definitely gay bud see ya
by Noneofyourfuckingbizness August 6, 2024
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android

a useless brand of phones that is so damn cheap its for broke people

iphone user - hello
android user - you have an iPhone?
iphone user - OF COURSE I HAVE AN IPHONE YOU IDIOT
android user - I use android
iphone user - androids are useless paperweights that break down after 5 seconds
android user - I thought iphones were weak
iphone user - stfu
android phones are paperweights
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