ME: HEY GUY IS AN APPLE A FRUIT OR A VEGETABLE
GUY: ITS A VEGETABLE
ME:*SAYS INTO MICROPHONE “TAKE THE SHOT, HE IS BAD”*
GUY:WHAT!?
GUY :*GETS SHOT*
GUY: ITS A VEGETABLE
ME:*SAYS INTO MICROPHONE “TAKE THE SHOT, HE IS BAD”*
GUY:WHAT!?
GUY :*GETS SHOT*
by Hey I’m an apple a fruit March 15, 2019

by BlazeTheSorcerer January 30, 2017

A company that makes the same phone every fucking time just bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller just like my fucking penis. And where the fuck is the IPhone 9?????!!!!!
Apple: we are announcing a IPhone 20 that is baciscally the same as the IPhone X just as small as the IPhone 6!!!
by Ms.Gin April 26, 2019

Person 1: I shoved an apple up my ass yesterday
Person 2: *internally screams and kills themself*
Person 3: What has the world come to *cries like a chicken*
Person 2: *internally screams and kills themself*
Person 3: What has the world come to *cries like a chicken*
by She shit on my dick April 17, 2017

That one company that pretends to innovate in the tech world, but in reality they make mediocre stuff and they pretend it's magic. Ya know, that one popular phone manufacturer
They also really excel at making their stuff harder to repair each year!
They also really excel at making their stuff harder to repair each year!
Amy: I just bought an Apple Iphone for the tenth year in a row because considering anything else would be too hard.
by The Palm June 11, 2020
