cell phone amnesia

When you are in a call and get a call waiting signal. You answer the call waiting signal and totally forget your original caller. After you end call, the cell phone rings back from original caller.
Girlfriend 1 calls.
while talking. girlfriend 2 calls in.
You answer and leave GF 1 on hold.
You end call from GF 2.
Cell phone rings back from GF 1 who is now pissed cause you got cell phone amnesiaon her!
by Truckpipe770 January 04, 2009
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irish amnesia

forgive, but don't forget.
person1:"She has irish amnesia."
person2:"What's that?"
person1:"She'll always forgive you, but never forget what you've done."
by Valerie_Grace July 16, 2008
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Dick induced amnesia

When someone forgets all of the bad things an ex or current lover has done just because they're getting the D
She's got a bad case of dick induced amnesia. Didn't even remember that he left her for dead.
by Lop lop April 30, 2022
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Film School Amnesia (FSA)

Getting drunk at film festival party, and forgetting that you dedicated a weepy speech to the executive producer.
"Oh My God, Benji Lim! You don't remember taking the mic at the 15malaysia party and giving a weepy speech to the producers and shouting freedom at the end like Mel Gibson in Braveheart?? You've got Film School Amnesia (FSA)!"
by Jailbait111 October 21, 2009
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Tom Abuse Amnesia Syndrome

The Tom Abuse Amnesia Syndrome is a phenomena in the atheist community where almost every victim of Tom Unboxes either forgets that the abuse occurred at all or after some time comes to believe what they use to view as abuse was actually justified.

The phenemona involves the inability to recall dramatic events that would not typically be lost with ordinary forgetting. The amnesia appears to be caused by traumatic or stressful experiences endured or witnessed on Discord.
"Jovonn has one of the worse cases of the Tom Abuse Amnesia Syndrome our community has ever seen"
by Darth Dawkins March 06, 2021
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irish amnesia

The inability to remember anything except family disputes from over 20 years ago.
by ewcollins February 11, 2016
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Irish Amnesia

Irish amnesia is an extreme version of the cold shoulder. When an Irishman with a short temper is annoyed with someone he may ignore that person's entire existence.
Dude, what's up with Eamon? I'm talking to him and he is staring right through me like I'm invisible.

Dude he's pissed at you, and he's giving you the Irish Amnesia treatment.
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