amish beauty

while engaging in sex with a woman, the male removes his penis just before ejaculation, and utilizing a donkey punch knocks the girl unconscious. While the girl is out, the male ejaculates on her face, then shaves her pubic hair. He then takes the pubic shavings and sprinkles them on her face. The shavings, stuck on by the cum, form a beard similar to that worn by amish women.
"I thought your mom would be into an amish beauty, but when she woke up she was pretty pissed about having a beard.
by Tex in the house October 26, 2005
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Amish Toaster

A man puts cake ingrediants in a womans ass with a funnel and fucks her in the ass for 10 to 20 minutes and when the woman shits cake comes out
Hey larry i heard that bitch got an amish toaster last night.
by JSremmus June 01, 2011
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amish pimp

The amish pimp is in charge of gathering all the amish women in his community that no man wants to marry and pimps them in the local village brothels for a profit.

He has a large beard, wears a big asmish hat and a sheep wool coat. All his hookers ride around his pimped out buggy with a blue grass band sorround system in the back.
The amish pimp is not a man to bargain with when it comes to his ho's. He represents Madison County Hustling inc.
by topmountain October 01, 2010
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pillaging the amish

(verb)
engaging in an activity of senseless enjoyment and dubious legality
Yavonda stole a bunch of cutlery from the farm stall. She totally was pillaging the Amish.
by Boots August 04, 2004
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amish style

Sewing a quilt in the dark while fucking a sheep.
"Turn off the lights we'll do it amish style."
by KelBelle October 22, 2007
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Amish-style

The act of copulating through a hole in a sheet; often due to the fact that one does not want to physically see the person on the other side of the sheet.

Sometimes confused with brown-bagging (placing a brown paper bag over someone's head) amish-style is an evolution that covers the entire body and negates all physical view.
"Oh man, that chick I picked up at Country Bar last week was so ugly I had to do her Amish-style!"
by ted_logan February 04, 2009
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Amish hick

An Amish person who is an unappetizing blend of amish and hick.
Blending the worst of both worlds,usually these particular breed of amish rarely bathe,have horrible english language skills and believe that farming is the only legitimate form of occupation,
They also possess a very limited understanding of the world around them unless it is something right in their own community.
A very smelly uncouth breed of hick indeed.
Ewwww look at Andy over there!
He is such an amish hick!
he hasn't showered in two weeks!
I bet he doesn't even own a shower and he smells like he has been stomping around in cow shit everyday.
by garth vader91 February 01, 2014
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