Alaskan Joker

Its when you are having sex with a girl and when your done you tell her you have aids. Give her a few minutes then ask "Why so serious?"

That ass pulled and alaskan joker on me and scared the shit out of me!

by ennik s relyt January 31, 2009

Alasia

Alasia means that you are beautiful. Any person that has the honor of having the name Alasia is very lucky and special. You are smexy and have the most beautiful body any girl could ever want. Most people whose name is Alasia usually have green eyes, and very beautiful hair.

Person1: "You know Alasia?"
Person2: "The green-eyed beauty? I'm so jealous of her!!"

by ihavegreeneyes June 23, 2012

alaskan fire breathing dragon

when the guy shits and jizzes in the girls mouth and then ducktapes her mouth shut and tickles her untill it comes out of her nose and burns.

i gave ur mom a alaskan fire breathing dragon last night and she's pretty beat up.

by asfdsdaf May 6, 2010

alaskan hummer

The result of quickly drinking a slurpee and then performing oral sex.

If you pick up a coke slurpee on the way over, I'll give you an alaskan hummer.

by mimzy December 9, 2008

Alasdair

the closest man will ever get to god
generally is a guy who can charm any woman
anyone who crosses him DIES

alasdair was walking down the street and a black cat crossed half his path then exploded

by Im back! September 15, 2010

Palmer, Alaska

The greatest place ever. Period. Home of the Alaska State Fair, lots of weed, fuck-ups galore, Kwik Mart ice cream (after the remodeling), and Pioneer Pizza. Thank the Lord for Pioneer Pizza.

Dude, let's go to Palmer and get stoned.

by Meh. Go Away. May 8, 2005

Alaskan Snow Blower

While getting a blowjob the man sprinkles cocaine on the pubic hair region so his partner can snort cocaine

I gave that bitch an alaskan snow blower last night what a coke whore

by apricotalan May 13, 2010