alcohol junkie 

alcoholic

me: She's so dependant on alcohol she's an alcohol junkie.

you: Do you mean alcoholic?
me: I suppose you could say that.

alcohol junkie by alcohol junkie January 29, 2018

alcohol constipation 

It means when you eat before going out and drink your life away. Then you wake up the following day feeling constipated and really have to go poop. But you can not because all the alcohol got sucked in to the food that you ate the night before.

Maria: I ate so much food and took too many shots. I think that was a bad idea.

Joce: Why?!

Maria: Because... I feel that I have alcohol constipation.

alcohol constipation by Kimdizzle September 4, 2012

alcohol blanket

When it's chilly out but you're drunk, and the drink makes you warm

Me- should I wear a skirt or pants to that NYE party? It's gonna be chilly.
Her- skirt, duh. You'll have your alcohol blanket

alcohol blanket by Annehrt April 11, 2016

Alcohol Poisoning 

A myth created to stop College kids from partying hard enough.

Bro J.: "*drunk* Alcohol poisoning is a LIE!"

Alcohol Poisoning by Guido631 June 9, 2011

alcohol deprived hangover

Not drinking the amount of alcohol that is usually needed to get wasted the night before, therefore your body feels teased and weak the next day due to the lack of alcohol consumption. In 90% of cases, consuming an alcoholic beverage the next morning as soon as possible will reduce symptoms.

Jack: "Why am I so sick ? I didn't drink THAT much last night..."

Jill: "You've got an alcohol deprived hangover, stop being a wuss and drink like your supposed to"

alcohol deprived hangover by Seezar September 9, 2009

alcohol delusion 

the concept that alcohol is the PREMIER recreational drug!!.
-alcohol IS 'jolly good fun', but i don't recall ever having my head in a toilet bowl from smoking the satanic 'gage'!!

-of course, we all know that alcohol is 'JESUS', and I know fully well that I CAN KNOW NOTHING!! (even after 40 years of research!) -so kitchee-koo!!, you BASTARDS!!! (FUCK YOU! to the alcohol and cigarette lobbies, too!!)

the college boy was laboring under the alcohol delusion...soon he was hualping!!

give me a muggle any day!, i don't subscribe to the alcohol delusion!!

judy had the alcohol delusion, she was scared that that 'pot' would lead to 'harder' stuff!!

alcohol delusion by michael foolsley December 25, 2009

alcohol conspiracy

A term that formed when alcohol companies teamed up with a body shimmering powder company to increase their profits, leading people to drink in disbelief of the product names of Sweet Honesty and Night Magic Evening Musk.

--"I'm shaking my head in disbelief.Who comes up with these? I need to drink."

--"That's because it's an alcohol conspiracy"

alcohol conspiracy by mcg123 November 22, 2011