The Alabama Slip

When you stick your dick in someone's ass by "accident."

My girlfriend wants to stay a virgin until marriage so I gave her The Alabama Slip instead.

by Carly Wild July 2, 2008

Alabama Meatloaf

A vaginal infection caused by sexual intercourse with a family member.

“Dammit Billy, you done gave your mother Alabama Meatloaf.

by Skittleballs November 13, 2019

Alabama Overpass

When two partners, male and female, engage in intercourse while stretched across two chairs, while both are face-up. A person then lies underneath them, catching any discharge from either partner in their mouth. Fecal discharge is also optional in this act, as well as encouraged.

"Did you here about Casey, Reese, and Dylan last night?"
"Yeah man, I heard they did an Alabama Overpass!"

by Vapey McDoucheface November 11, 2017

alabama chugger

An Alabama Chugger is when fresh after killing a deer (doe or buck, depends on preference) the hunter peers in the kills arrousing dead eyes, deciding to partake in intercourse with the carcasse while it’s still warm and the juices are flowing.

Southern Daughter “Poppa now that finished huntin for the day are you gonna plow me like usual”

Father/Hunter “No darlin I’m ok tonight”

Daughter “Gee Poppa was the kill that satisfying?”

Father “No but the Alabama chugger afterwards was”

by Ripe Illinois Tween July 1, 2018

alabama locktite

to cross thread a nut or bolt (common in the automotive industry in the deep south.

German applied alabama locktite to an exhaust manifold.,

by kelley924817 January 4, 2011

Alabama Quakefuck

The act of non-casual sex with one or more family members, preferably with the father. To begin with, you must use duct tape to stick on a 10 inch purple dildo (no exceptions) onto your dick. Then proceed with performing anal sex with your loved ones. Since the dildo has more than enough length to penetrate the intestine region it will create a rumble in your families stomachs. The dildo will also proceed to grind against the anal stone creating the sound that can be assumed to be an earthquake. Once there is almost enough semen to dry up the intestines, they eg. your mother, must deface your (eyes, ears, mouth and nose) with his/her feces. Then the rest of the family will have a full platter in front of them, giving them enough protein to last for a week. Studies done by students of McFuck University have shown that doing this ‘special’ ritual with your loved ones at least once a week will enable you to build enough muscle and strength to beat the world record of weightlifting.

Hey Johnny, wanna have an Alabama Quakefuck contest?

by Dr. Lin April 20, 2022

Alabama Sunvisor

Performed when an unconscious victim has pliable, fresh feces spread along the eyebrow region and ample time, typically over the course of a night, is provided for the feces to solidify into a crispy sun-blocking device.

Knowing what lay ahead, Adam's friends cooked up and fashioned a fresh Alabama sunvisor to protect him from the sun's harmful rays.

by DC Double Thick Jucipher September 26, 2011