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Charlotte Airport

A Charlotte Airport is a form of flaking where someone tells you they will be there in a certain amount of time, and then extends it, and repeats this process. Sometimes they will show up.

The origin is believed to come out of an experience where someone was informed at an airport in Charlotte, NC, that their flight would be delayed for 10 minutes. This process was repeated for roughly 40 minutes.
Bones pulled a Charlotte Airport on her when he said he'd be there in 10 minutes, then said he had an appointment that he forgot about, then said he'd be there in an hour.
by mrcoronet32 September 11, 2023
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Tennessee Airport layover

When a husband shaves all of his pubes in the shower, then gets his wife to come squeeze his balls while he Jerks off. (him still being in the shower). When ejaculation occurs, he then grabs her hand, blows a load in it, but then she lays it over on his face instantly, giving no time for the husband to react.
I hear people always bragging about how tennessee airport layovers help with facial aging
by FJB FKH November 6, 2022
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airport wood

by Fastnfabulous January 1, 2014
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crushing the airport

when you are waiting in the airport, and you invite custodial workers to watch the World Cup with you on your laptop
by gibgub November 27, 2022
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airport whore

a fat woman who sucks dick at airports
by jabbathehutmut December 24, 2022
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Airport Buzz

The level of buzzed you get when the drinks are too goddamn expensive but your flight’s been delayed 6 hours.
I’ve only got about three shots of vodka left... guess I’m just going to have an airport buzz tonight.
by MandaPanda88 January 21, 2020
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Airportation

“Does the all-inclusive package include airportation”
by Mimi24b March 28, 2024
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