airplane day

A day where you switch your iPhone onto 'airplane mode', disabling facebook, texts and calls so anyone trying to reach you thinks you have no signal. Commonly used as a cure for an emotional hangover, when you just can't deal with the outside world untill your hangover has worn off.

Tessa: J, can't believe you got naked at the final year dinner! Have you checked fb?!

James: No way, can't deal with that shit right now... thank god it's an airplane day!

James: Dude, is your gf not pissed that you hit up every strip club in town last night?!

Mike: Not yet, i've got no 'signal'... massive airplane day!!!

James: Safe! *high fives Mike*

by dude09876 April 6, 2011

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Airplane joke

A joke that goes over someone's head.

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana??"
"... I don't get it."
"Ah well, must be an airplane joke."

by J Diodati December 29, 2017

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Airplane Hit

a blowjob

Friend 1: Say joey, when's the last time you got your airplane hit huh?
Joey: I don't know man. Say why don't you just ask your girl she could tell you.

by Becky(with the good hair) January 24, 2018

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Paper Airplane Stew

The act of two skinny people taking a warm bath together and making uncomfortable bony skeleton love while bathing

Mark: Hannah and I just Paper Airplane Stewed last night
Bob: that is crazy I'm far to fat to do that
Mark: Good I don't recommend it

by Naughty_Nazi November 21, 2016

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19 airplanes

Not Twenty One Pilots

A random person:" I'm here to talk to you about the illegal download of the Twenty One Pilots song heathens"

Me: who is 19 airplanes my favorite band is panic! at the Disco

by Ravenisemo13 July 31, 2017