After Jizz

The seamen that squirts out of your dick a couple minutes after you get done masturbating.

After I got done masturbating, I was walking to the gas station and had a major case of after jizz.

by Craptastic3000 March 21, 2011

Afterburn

The fiery sensation you feel on your anus after taking a potent shit; usually occurs after eating some sort of exotic food.

Deezam son, this afterburn is killing me. I shouldn't have eaten those burritos.

by the $cuN>| December 24, 2008

after awhile crocodile

Another way to say good-bye.

Usually used after someone says "See you later alligator".

Friend: See you later alligator!
You: After awhile crocodile!

by shannon elizabeth June 10, 2005

after-bake

after you smoked weed and you aren't baked anymore, the feeling of relaxation and comfort that lingers after.

i'm enjoying a good after-bake even though i smoked like an hour ago

by thefern April 22, 2009

after poo

you have taken a poo and have prceeded to wipe after a few wipes maybe 3 or 4. You feel another small piece off poo coming you have to stop wiping to do the rest of the poo and then have to start all over again with the wiping.

I hate after poo's you have to use so much paper!

by Andymoo May 12, 2008

after the jump

'The Jump' in online media refers to a large block of inline advertising separating a page of text. It is a form of advertisment commonly used by bloggers and tech-press, but creates a major distraction for readers. The web-equivalent of the commercial break.
The use of the phrase "More after the jump..." signifies that a reader should scroll down past the adblock for further on the story, as with "More after this word from our sponsors" on television.

...with people speculating that Apple are soon to release a new brand of laptop powered by hampsters. More after the jump.
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It is speculated that the Hampstop will reduce the heat of laptops, while increase the scratchy noise and odor in compensation.

by Bobolosh June 23, 2006

after the jump

After the “more” link.

In many blogs, only the first paragraph or two of a post is displayed unless you’re reading the full article. After this first paragraph or two, there is a link to the full post. This break is called the “jump”.

…And more importantly, does that mean your fruit may be poisonous? Find out after the jump.
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No, it doesn’t. We’re not saying it’s harmful. But that doesn’t mean you should relax! Here’s our list of things you didn’t know about fruit…

by FrungiFrungi September 29, 2011