by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025
Get the Kira Stephanie Cummings And Zunilda Virginia Junco's Prograd Advance Called Bath Room Stallmug. When you whip your Dick out during a traffic stop in hopes of avoiding a ticket and sprinkle french fries on top as that’s the way of things in Pittsburgh
Officer Popovitski pulled over a vehicle and noticed upon inspection of the driver (Jek Shieldkins) that Jek had pulled out his penis and sprinkled fries on top. Officer Popovitski complimented Jek on his Allegheny advance display, gave him a warning on his loud Rap music playing and sent him on his way.
by Esterlino Dorado April 11, 2022
Get the Allegheny Advancemug. Similar to the stranger. The Advanced Stranger is the masturbation technique where you place yourself on a bar stool, trap your NON-DOMINATE forearm under your thigh and curl your wrist upward to jerk off.Preforming this technique offers A LOT of sensations. Numbness in that extremity, compression of chest cavity to limit breathing (autoerotic asphyxiation), you may see STARS due to blood being rushes to your head from leaning over, all while trying to maintain your balance. CAUTION: this technique may result in injury and/or death and cause Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome, or TMS.
PARAMEDIC: How did you crack your head open? ME: i was preforming the ADVANCED STRANGER and leaned over to far, striking my head on the corner of the counter top. PARAMEDIC: that explains all the blood and semen on the floor!
by Dougtwin September 16, 2017
Get the Advanced Strangermug. by Jakepqul68team10 July 24, 2018
Get the Advance Internsmug. Advance Darkness Time is a time adjustment typically turning the clock 1 hour backward from standard time or "normal time" instead of advancing clocks by usually 1 hour (ADT) is used to minimize daylight hours by moving an hour of night to morning and so it can reduce the waiting time for sunset and night
by Timetwister August 23, 2021
Get the Advance Darkness Timemug. 1. The inability to reproduce photo pretaining to your identity. 2. Being without the right equipment to produce such photographs. 3. Or the ability to be very advanced with all the avenues to produce such photos.
"Dude, Now you have me feeling bad that I have no current photos of myself."
"Yeah, you're soo (non) photographically advanced."
"Yeah, you're soo (non) photographically advanced."
by Jayd101 April 23, 2009
Get the (non) photographically advancedmug. Advanced Shake n Bake is when you put ethylamine, lithium, Coleman's Camp Fuel, added to the soda stream bottle. A beaker has freebase Phenylpropanolamine dissolved in Pentane, Hexane, or Heptane. You should see little tiny Bronze beads start forming around the RV (Reaction Vessel, Soda Stream Bottle) floating just on top of the NP mixed around with the Li within the first 10 minutes if everything is going well. Swirl the bottle and/or heat with blow-dryer as needed to keep the reaction continuing strong throughout this process. Continue this process for probably about 25 – 45 minutes, until approximately 3/4 of the Li in the RV has been converted to Bronze. Then add Phenylpropanolamine dissolved in Pentane, Hexane, or Heptane into the RV through a funnel. Then Shake the fuck out of the bottle and heat with hair dryer and burp it to release Ethylamine pressure. The advantage of Ethylamine over Ammonia is less burping and less pressure required for keeping it liquid. Then you get Dextroamphetamine.
Dave: I made Speed (Dextroamphetamine. Not Methamphetamine, Amphetamine.) by using Advanced Shake n Bake. Thanks, Coleman's Camp Fuel, Heptane, Phenylpropanolamine, Lithium that got bronzed, liquid Ethylamine, and Li(NH2CH2CH3)4
by CognitiveFuel November 20, 2024
Get the Advanced Shake n Bakemug.