Creative Accounting

A quick way of getting promoted if you are an employee, or a relatively safe way of retiring prematurely if you are the employer, as long as you don’t get caught.

Unlike the negative image associated with creative accounting, other creative activities like creative writing and creative thinking are looked upon positively.

by MathPlus January 9, 2019

burner account

a second, third, or alternate email account that people use for monkey-business either during work or afterwards

if it's both w.u.r and/or n.s.f.w, i would personally use a burner account

by Sexydimma November 4, 2019

Sexpense Account

Money saved up for services provided by an escort/prostitute.

Bill: How was your weekend with Candi?
Ted: Oh man, she totally wiped out my sexpense account.
Bill: Yea but, was it worth it?
Ted: Do I only have one testicle? HECK YES IT WAS!
Bill: ...you-...huh?

by Timbo_Slice June 19, 2008

Female Accountability

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by TheCoolBeans February 22, 2021

power of account

A legal instrument authorizing one to act as another's Facebook agent in times of intense overuse of the site as a procrastination tool. Handing over power of account would involve giving someone trustworthy your password, and allowing them to change it so that you won't be able to lurk the site instead of getting work done.

Dude, I'm trusting you with power of account - I've gotta get my history paper done.

by burt.has.beer September 29, 2009

The Accountant SA

A tattooed ripped stud who people often confuse for a personal trainer, which is good because he loves being in the gym. He’s actually a very very clever tax accountant and a mathamagician. He likes to take selfies of himself and looking in the mirror, but also likes accounting, tax and maths.

The Accountant SA is so ripped, but geez he knows his tax and accounting stuff and knows a thing or two about business.

by The Accountant SA July 18, 2022

Uterus account

A bank account system used by many modern couples, with their own individual accounts (the ovaries) and one joined account (the uterus) from which common bills are paid. Can also be called an uterus banking system, or uterus bank account.

My partner and I have a uterus account for paying the rent, groceries, and utilities, but our paychecks go into our individual accounts.

by riyalee22b February 24, 2019