hot avocado

Inserting your feces into someone else’s anus, using your hand or tongue

I thought I was going to get a rim job, but that sicko gave me a hot avocado instead!

by Scatman Yourmothers February 6, 2012

avocado davra

makes an avocado appear out of thin air (not invented-YET!)

avocado davra

by HI PEOPLES March 29, 2017

avocado

the most sexual thing ever marcail

dont make the emoji an avocado unless u wanna fuck

by ducks about town May 10, 2020

triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado

the first legendary spell used by the legendary gandolf gabe born in the fire of eon forged in pain he escaped running down the forges burning path then he found the magic chicken tender and under the forges burning brick roof he casted the spell "triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado" and dissaperd never to be seen again exept by his grandma he likes her cooking.

oh yea take this "triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado". (+5 damage)

by ya boi V sauce October 15, 2018

Cut avocados

when someone bites someone’s testicles so hard that they bleed.

She cut avocados for him

by @WvadsaDicfoure January 19, 2018

NeNe Avocado

Its a name for Natalie,Nevaeh,and many more.She is funny.kind,and is respectful.And loves Avocados.

Look over there. There is NeNe Avocado.I call DIBBS!!! No,Really?!?

by HONEYBUN is BACK!!!!!! October 12, 2017

avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.

yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.

by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023