C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C.

Acronym for:
Collectivist Redistributionist Anti-American Progressive Totalitarian Antagonistic Slanderous Treasonous Insidious Cretin

Applies to politically correct & morally bankrupt progressives/communists/socialists/fascists/liberals/democrats/leftists/jihadi-apologists & appeasers

The most powerful & dangerous C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. in America today is Barack Obama. He is bolstered by the CRAPTASTIC media which sold their collective souls to shill for him.

by AngryKittyNY July 22, 2010

C.A.P.

Christian American Princess; a bitchy, spoiled, christain female; Raised in a wealthy household, selfish, high-maintenance to the point of sheer insanity, stuck-up, yet deemed the most desirable by mothers.

A Female who collects designer fashion items and status symbols (including men).

Large breasted, outwardly attractive, internally spoiled, greedy, complicated, self-righteous, and obnoxiously difficult and overbearing Christian females.

"That girl is a total C.A.P.! "

by capgirl January 19, 2013

L.A.P.D.

Lost And Presumed Destroyed

OJ Simpson Trial

by Gabe October 14, 2003

Y.A.P

Y.A.P - a Young Age Pensioner, a person that is old before there time and shows no interest in enjoying the benefits of youth.

Mike - 'Hey Jonny are we hitting the clubs tonight?'

Jonny - 'No way man I am staying in watching the last night of the proms with nice cup of cocoa'

Mike - 'Jonny you are such a Y.A.P'

by nothinbetter2do August 26, 2009

Y.O.D.A. S.A.P

You Only Do Anal
Suck A Penis

A catchy and effective phrase
Great for a comeback.

Can be used in any context you like

Bob: Hey Builder you suck at maths!
Builder: go Suck a penis

Bob: Hey Builder you're gay
Builder: Y.O.D.A. S.A.P !!!

by DBLXY September 18, 2012

F.A.P.O.A

Letters used to abbreviate the statement “Fine ass piece of ass” associated with spotting a foxy lady.

Yo Bro.....check our that F.A.P.O.A

I'd like to tap that F.A.P.O.A

by pie master August 12, 2006

C.A.P.

Christian American Princess.

Bitchy, selfish, spoiled and snobby. But nice and funny to the people she actually likes. Raised in a rich household a mother striving to achieve having a "CAP daughter".

C.A.P.s enjoy shopping in designer stores and have numerous clothing items of- Louis Vuitton, Coach, Burberry, Chanel, Armani, Juicy, Lafayette, and more.

C.A.P.s are usually amazingly beautiful, with natural beauty. also enjoy flat ironing their hair, if it is naturally straight or curly- they flat iron it either way.

C.A.P.s they love having boyfriends, and are great girlfriends, unless they don't like the guy.

C.A.P.s usually have a few designated sports they enjoy playing. But also, if they dislike their team. They try to be the worst play on the team to annoy them until put onto a team they like.

"She is such a C.A.P !"

"C.A.P.s are perfect."

by tumblrismylifeguuys January 19, 2013