by thesensone June 16, 2011

by Carlos- June 22, 2021

A month in which you don't want someone named Zane to speak. Are you tired of listening to one direction blasting from your sisters bedroom while she masturbates to the cover art of "Up All Night", we all need a break sometimes and this month provides it
National Shut up Zane Month (September)
"Hey shut the fuck up Zane" when referring to a friend named Zane
or
"Emily, are you listening to one direction on national shut up Zane day?" *proceeds to douse sister's room in gasoline*
"Hey shut the fuck up Zane" when referring to a friend named Zane
or
"Emily, are you listening to one direction on national shut up Zane day?" *proceeds to douse sister's room in gasoline*
by Boujee_Grandma September 1, 2020

by Hairline analyst November 14, 2022

A nasty skank a$$ boi. Has above average personality, insanely good-looking, isn’t afraid of a bit of NOS poisoning and can pump some pretty off-the-charts sk8erboi moves. You’d be lucky as hell to know a Zane Russell. And even luckier if one fell in love with you.
Person 1 - Whoa BRUH, you be pullin’ bitches all night!! How do you do that?
Person 2 - I dno man, I’m a Zane Russell.
Person 2 - I dno man, I’m a Zane Russell.
by Josh4win November 22, 2021

Where to begin, a guy who is extremely kind, understanding and intelligent .He’s stubborn at times but his personality is on point and even though Zane may have his own problems,he’s always there for those he cares about.The fact that he's so incredibly good looking is just a bonus. His jokes are sure to put a smile on your face and his way with words really show that he’s different from other guys . Truly, he is one of the best people on the planet.
If you have Zane in your life don't lose him or you'll lose alot.
If you have Zane in your life don't lose him or you'll lose alot.
No example exists because a Zane is just such an indescribably amazing individual.
U need to meet one and see for yourself.
U need to meet one and see for yourself.
by Zman d one dan November 23, 2021

he's a keeper and the absolute fuckin best. he's super funny and pretty damn smart. oh, and not to mention, the hottest motherfucker alive. he's also poetic and artistic, literally the sweetest, most kindest boy you could ever meet.
by zanes gf <3 April 2, 2022
