play tent

to pull the sheets up over one's partner's head after passing gas while in bed

H: Hey, wanna play tent?

*insert flatulence sound*
W: Ugh! Yuck! Great, now I need my shirt mask.

by 4ags2b July 08, 2011

tap the tent

(verb) masturbating at night, in a tent, while camping.

"Dude, after three days in the woods, you gotta know I that more than once, I'd tap the tent.

by boppa23 February 03, 2018

Tent Talk

When what is said is said with utmost confidence that it will not be shared. Coming from the idea that what is said in a two-man tent stays in a two-man tent.

Thomas: How serious is this?
Jess: This is some real tent talk
Thomas: Oh shit ok

by Wordy Boi October 11, 2017

Tent trailer

A shitty camper that more closely resembles a tent than an actual camper.

Hey Aude, should we sleep in the car like a couple of homeless people or get a tent trailer?

by Hampton2022 August 23, 2022

Wet tent

The result of having wet underwear from ejaculating and a boner under your underwear making it look like a wet tent

Bro I was too lazy to get a towel so I made a wet tent

This girl was dancing on me and she made me wet my tent

by BRENDEEZIII July 25, 2014

carl in the tents

Puberty before the age of 10

That child is 7? Must be carl in the tents

by Pusssyslayer December 12, 2016

Tent Tethering

The act of taking your love interest into the woods and tethering yourself to them in a tent. Things may happen. They may not. But the point is is that you’re tethered. That’s all that matters.

"I plan on tent tethering my lady friend tonight. Wish me luck!"

by Cabinplay>cottagecore March 09, 2021