pine jockey

bench warmer, someone who sits on the bench at athletic events. the bench is made of pine therefore, riding the pine. pine jockey

that fat kid is such a pine jockey how did he get on the team

by guy mann-dude September 20, 2008

teriyaki jockey

Term that refers to a male (generally white) who has a near exclusive taste for Asian women. A person inflicted with yellow fever.

John is such a teriyaki jockey, he only dates Asian chicks.

by ahoy polloi June 12, 2008

slot jockey

Gambler who sticks mostly to playing slot machines rather than table games.

Person A: What to play craps?

Person B: Naw. I'm a slot jockey. Sit me down on my favorite machine and I can play all night!

by kittyangel October 12, 2010

Jizz Jockey

Someone who is just really stupid and likes to be covered in horse semen.

Guy 1:"Dude I don't wanna go to the party"
Guy 2:"What are you a Jizz Jockey "

by Domo M3 November 08, 2011

Spider Jockey

A badass creature in Minecraft, the Spider Jockey is a Skeletal Archer literally riding on one of those giant Spiders. Luckily, the are no Cave Spider Jockeys as Beta 1.8 of the game.

Player 1: Is that skeleton riding a spider?
Player 2: Yeah, it is... RUN!
Player 1: What? Why?
Player 2: Do you know how hard one of those is?
Player 1: Pretty easy: I'll just kill it with my diamond sword.
Player 2: Go on the wiki and search Spider Jockey.
Player 1: What ev... Urrrggghhh.

by LukeMCFC 141 October 14, 2011

camel jockey

A racist insult for a person of arabian origin.

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002

Knob Jockey

a person, often a derogitory term for a homosexual male, who enjoys riding cock.

went to the club lastnight, it was full of complete knob jockeys

by offlyner March 30, 2006