Zeak

Short for Ezekiel, but he goes by Zeak because he is a nerd loser with no life.

That guy is a Zeak! Why does he have a sweat rag for playing Fortnite!!

by Hoagdhwhs January 18, 2022

Zeke Myers

that one guy who’s his girls’ bitch and smiles like a serial killer

Have you seen Zeke Myers? He’s been bending over backwards for his new girlfriend and everytime he smiles i feel like he’s planning something

by jbandzo December 27, 2021

Zeke_y

the biggest absolute seller in all of aba and in deepwoken. Hes a different type of ass in these games worse than Timbo himself. He's absolutely dogshit at all the games he plays and sells in everything I don't even know how that's possible but he's just a different type of ass. I hope he'll get better at aba and deepwoken but all hope is lost because stream the other day he was selling again.

Example: Hey guys wanna play with zeke_y?

Example 2: Nah bruh he's dogshit

by murasameee March 15, 2022

Zeke

God of intelligence, although sort of a nuisance, he has his moments. Although the greatest person to grace this planet and stand on our very earth, he will spit on your eyeball.

Is a basketball.

Bob: All praise Zeke.

John: no he bad

Zeke: spitball

by Sir_Oliver-Henrik_the-III September 21, 2022

zeke

he is nice. kinda an idiot. he will buy you anything if he likes you even if you don't want him to. gold diggers love him. he is very stubborn but very affectionate and hates taking good advice. he is smart, but will talk about random crap that nobody cares about. but we love him anyways. he has a good heart and he wants to do what's right.

"omg zeke shut up."

"awww zeke you really should not have bought me that big mac."

nobody:
zeke: "aktuallyy its a giGaBYte."

by gabri.joy February 22, 2023

zeke

he is nice. kinda an idiot. he will buy you anything if he likes you even if you don't want him to. gold diggers love him. he is very stubborn but very affectionate and hates taking good advice. he is smart, but will talk about random crap that nobody cares about. but we love him anyways. he has a good heart and he wants to do what's right.

"omg zeke shut up."

"awww zeke you really should not have bought me that big mac."

nobody:
zeke: "aktuallyy its a giGaBYte."

by gabri.joy February 22, 2023

Zeked

Noun: to receive a handjob at the back of a classroom

Friend 1: I heard you got zeked yesterday
Friend 2: Yeah it was pretty mid, prolly a 7.5

by Chodychidd March 29, 2023