by thesensone June 16, 2011

by Carlos- June 22, 2021

A month in which you don't want someone named Zane to speak. Are you tired of listening to one direction blasting from your sisters bedroom while she masturbates to the cover art of "Up All Night", we all need a break sometimes and this month provides it
National Shut up Zane Month (September)
"Hey shut the fuck up Zane" when referring to a friend named Zane
or
"Emily, are you listening to one direction on national shut up Zane day?" *proceeds to douse sister's room in gasoline*
"Hey shut the fuck up Zane" when referring to a friend named Zane
or
"Emily, are you listening to one direction on national shut up Zane day?" *proceeds to douse sister's room in gasoline*
by Boujee_Grandma September 1, 2020

zane’s hung like a horse and he’s really good at trivia
ask him where mesopotamia is
he’ll know
and that’s sexy
ask him where mesopotamia is
he’ll know
and that’s sexy
by smiley1502 November 23, 2021

Zane is one of the sweetest, kindhearted, people i know. He is funny and is really fun to snap. He is also pretty cute :)
Person 1: Omg have you seen Zane Russel?
Person 2: Yeah all the girls are falling for him.
Person 1: Yeah especially Eliza.
Person 2: Yeah all the girls are falling for him.
Person 1: Yeah especially Eliza.
by redfox1777 February 26, 2022

Zane K. is a very strong BIG individual that swears he has a six pack, but when you pull up his shirt all you see is a six pack of rolls.
Oh my! Look its a Zane K. wow i can smell his breathe all the way here!!
Oh wow! Its a Zane K... I hope he doesnt crush me with his man boobs!
Oh wow! Its a Zane K... I hope he doesnt crush me with his man boobs!
by Fat Tinder Girl November 22, 2021
