Kiss Yourself

When somebody tells you to “kys” on the internet, they mean to kiss yourself/ (K.Y.S)!

JamesEpicgamer294: Kys, loser!

lilgoatcheese: “huh… doesnt that mean ‘Kiss Yourself’? Okay so he just told me to kiss myself? Okay then!, *kisses forearm*.”

lilgoatcheese: okay, i just did.

JamesEpicgamer294: what..?

by Bandit6O August 4, 2023

Fisk Yourself

To vigorously satisfy one's self with an organic fruit or vegetable.

Last night my ASDA shopping was delivered and my bananas were so organic I just had to go Fisk myself!!

Ugh, No Levi I wont sleep with you! Just go Fisk Yourself!

by knobchops January 25, 2011

Okonkwo yourself

To Okonkwo one's self is to hang yourself when your life has turned to complete shit.

Hey, Jim, I think you should go Okonkwo yourself. Toodaloo.

by Ikamafuna February 21, 2018

Piss yourself

To start peeing full-blast without removing your pants and/or underpants. Results in soaked clothing.

Larry: Ahhhhh!
Joe: Man what the ****! Did you just piss yourself?
Larry: Uhhhh, yeah?

by UrbanLegend1234 March 21, 2010

Disallow Yourself

1)To reject a statement/idea/proposal from a wasteman and to encourage said fool to look at himself and man the fuck up.

2) To cast a downing judgement on a fool's actions.

1a)
Wasteman: This party sounds hectic but I say we go to my nans, she cooks up a mean steak casserole.

Safeman: *kiss gums* Blud you trippin, disallow yourself.

1b)
Wasteman: Aight, Halle Berry would get it, but if you catch Rosie Odonnell from the right angle, I swear to ja I would happily poke her.

Safeman: Be easy nigga! step down. Think 'bout wha chu sayin' foo'. Dat bitch is stacked out. Disallow yourself.


2)
Wasteman: *Gets his ankles broken in basketball match*

Safeman: 'memba I told chu, tell your friends and disallow yourself.

by Alski007 February 21, 2009

kill yourself

what people say to me. to kill yourself means to take your own life. commit suicide. usually an expression of anger.

Sam: Go Kill yourself

Mike: Ok....

by Mike Rehmer January 19, 2008

Yourself phobia

When a person is frightened of aspects of themselves. They may also be scared of the unknown aspects of themselves.

After being told that you could achieve anything you wanted, you froze like a self loathing chameleon. You've got problems, you're dealing with a case of "yourself phobia".

by Bigdaddyvick January 2, 2017