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your dad didn't leave you

your dad didn't leave you
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by very cool swing set November 24, 2024
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Your dad

The most awesome person to ever exist on this planet. More awesome than whole grains. Both fish and women adore him. Everyone strives to be like him.

See also: your mom
Person 1: Wow look at him! Is he always this awesome and good looking?
Person 2: Yeah of course, he's probably just your dad!
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Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.
Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare
by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 18, 2019
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Your dad lesbian

Guy 1: “hey bro”
Guy 2: “Your mom gay
Guy 1: “It’s opposite day” Guy 2: “oh dang that rhymes”
Also guy 2: “Your dad lesbian”
by I need help 2023 January 11, 2023
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Your dad

Your dads gone 💀
by Lëé June 27, 2022
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Your dad

In your best friends bed.
It’s meant to be.
Don’t deny it.
You: Have you seen my dad?
Your best friend: Yes, your dad is in my bed.
by SimpfortheWeasley’s November 7, 2020
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Your dad

Your dad: A reverse insult
Timmy: What were you doing last night?
Will: Your dad in the back of Walgreens.
by sackboy1678 February 1, 2021
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