Yogurt stains

Cum

My parents tell me not to eat in bed, but this morning I found yogurt stains in their bed

by Babba ji March 13, 2022

Yogurt Turd

When you peel back the foil too fast on a yogurt cup and it spits out a blob of yogurt onto your shirt or pants.

Dam it Kelly! I opened the yogurt too fast and got a yogurt turd on my brand new shirt five minuets before our staff meeting.

by BooBoo2268 November 5, 2016

Bowl of yogurt

The act of filling a woman's navel with ejaculated semen. Eating with a spoon is entirely optional and if said woman were to do so one should propose marriage immediately because she's a keeper.

John gave Bethany a bowl of yogurt. She ate it with a spoon then he asked her to marry him.

by Stevief150 July 23, 2015

Shampoo Yogurt

Refers to Shampoo Mixed with Yogurt.
Phrase Commonly Used by Kindergarten Children.

I Really Like the Taste of Shampoo Yogurt.

by mechanicalgroundmark February 28, 2023

Yogurt Factory

When a guy cums so much and so often it resembles a serving of yogurt. Can be served plain or with fruit.

"We had a great time last night! He was like a yogurt factory all over me".

by MissKB April 6, 2014

Yogurt drizzle

When a girl is laying on her back and has semen all over her and the left over reminisce dribbles all over her.

Old Sally laid on her back and took the good old yogurt drizzle.

by Greek Geek 2 August 21, 2016

La Yogurt

A cheap, supersweet, but reasonably priced yogurt with a ridiculous name.

La Jogurt, 59 cein a coop! (La Yogurt, 59 cents a cup)

by Froman B May 16, 2011