A full-frontal assault launched upon one's nasal cavity, the weapon of choice being cocaine. Preferably fishscale, or pure.
Yo, Godson, did you see little Emmanuel Lewis last night? He definately got caught up in that Yak Attack. You could definately tell he was on the talcum, young boi gettin his freeze on all night. Bump, Bump, Bump, Bump, All in yo trunk...
by Mr. Whitefolks September 17, 2006
Get the Yak Attackmug. by Jhulsan Mhark Dela Cruz, Steven Mancine December 27, 2008
Get the yakity-yakmug. If I were to drink 2 40's, a fourth a bottle of jack daniels, a fourth bottle of 151, another 40, then a corona in a short period of time that would be a yak attack.
by Chaos General June 13, 2004
Get the Yak Attackmug. A term widely used in a group of 6 crazy fuckers in liberal California to describe some one or a situation. Can be used as a disrespectful term and strangely enough a term of endearment. Basically can replace or be used as a verb, noun, adjective.
I got a YAK DICK mother fucker.
Look at that yak dick.
Holy fucking yak dick did you see the cum dumpster on that bitch.
I feel like yak dick, cant work today.
Fletcher toe looks like a yak dick smashed it.
Jordan's yak dick truck is loud as fuck.
Cody told them yak dick boots to suck it up.
Justin broke his yak dick jerking off to German fetish porn again.
Look at that yak dick.
Holy fucking yak dick did you see the cum dumpster on that bitch.
I feel like yak dick, cant work today.
Fletcher toe looks like a yak dick smashed it.
Jordan's yak dick truck is loud as fuck.
Cody told them yak dick boots to suck it up.
Justin broke his yak dick jerking off to German fetish porn again.
by OVKK April 7, 2017
Get the yak dickmug. the ass of a yak; similar to jackass, but instead it refers to the goat-like creature; when a foreigner tries to say jackass, but they're J's sound like Y's
"Did u see Dave running down the street after his pants were taken by the gypsy? Man what a yak ass, homes!" excaimed Juarez.
by they call me night hawk October 19, 2010
Get the yak assmug. A Scandinavian Viking diety with extremely massive reproductive appendages protruding from his luscious loins.
by JAJNJD April 6, 2010
Get the Norwegian Yakmug. Masturbating and shitting, preferably with runny consistency, simultaneously while lying in such a position that the feces trickles back over the penis, and runs off the penis onto the masturbator's face and mouth. The masturbator then ejaculates onto his face and mouth to conclude the act.
My girlfriend gets so horny when she watches me opening the yak.
My mom kicked me out of the house after she caught me opening the yak on her dining room table.
My mom kicked me out of the house after she caught me opening the yak on her dining room table.
by Yakkman November 4, 2009
Get the opening the yakmug.