your mom 

a. an easy lay

b. ugly, yet still a complete ho bag

Like Schlotzsky's Deli, --- quick, cheap, and easy...

Like 7-11, except your mom IS always doing buisness

your mom by leplen February 21, 2008

Your Mom 

Aphrase which, if used correctly, can be a highly amusing insult. Often used as a come back but can sometimes just be used for the sake of it. It is not a good idea to use it on one of your siblings though as can back fire very easily.

E.G 1
Teacher: John tell me a vital condition needed for successful fractional distillation.

John: Ermm.. Your Mom!

Jack: You suck
John: I suck your mom

E.G 2
John: Hey, Jack!
Jack: What!
John: Your mom!
Jack: What the fuck!
John: Your mom.
Jack: Fuck You
John: Fuck your mom
Jack: Leave me alone
John: Only if you leave your mom alone
Etc...

E.g 3 (At a job interview)

Interviewer: So john what is your main interest
John: Well i am going to have to say...ermm... Your mom

John: OMG! You'll never guess what hapened to me yesterday!
Jack: What!
John: Your mom!
Passer By: OOH OOH You got owned!!

Your Mom by Ashphamy Evans August 31, 2007

Your mom 

What I did last night

Guy 1 - Yo, what did you do last night

Me - erm, your mom

Random guy - OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Your mom by LaydeeLozza October 16, 2008

Your Mom 

Best comeback ever created.

Bob: "Hey Rick, what'd you do last night?"
Rick: "Your Mom."

or

Guy: "You're such a cunt."
Girl: "Your Mom's a cunt!!"

Your Mom by Master of comebacks. January 16, 2010

Your mom 

A prostitute at a cheap price.

Steve: Yo lets go pick up a hooker

Phil: Why not your mom? She is only 15 cents per hour.

Your mom by ReturningMaul February 17, 2010

Your Mom 

She fucking gave you birth you cunt.

She is your mom because you came out of her vag*na

Your Mom by The fuck you looking at? May 15, 2019

your mom 

what people say after almost every other word.

this example is recently being said like crazy where i come from.

" hey guys, wats up?"
" your moms up, *in the bedroom*"

or

" do u guys know how to do the homework?"
" your mom knows how to do the home work, * in the bedroom*"

your mom by susie bebop July 20, 2008