when a man is unable to find the vagina on an extremely fat woman, and in his frustration and urgency, begins to fuck her fat folds in substitution. he commonly will aim for the stomach, sometimes entering the bellybutton. the woman is usually hairy, which give the man the sensation similar to that of fucking a yeti.
by go fuck yo' self December 07, 2009
It is a beverage made by, from, and for yetis.
It is enjoyed mostly by yetis, the majority of humans find it disgusting. It has been known to induce vomitorium among humans. Berni drinks it.
It is enjoyed mostly by yetis, the majority of humans find it disgusting. It has been known to induce vomitorium among humans. Berni drinks it.
by Mr, X September 12, 2006
A derogatory term for a sexual act between a hispanic man and white female in which the hispanic man cums in her vagina, urinates in her afterwards, closes her vagina lips together, and slurps her out.
by GregBaxter April 26, 2016
A whispering yeti is a secret mountainous hoekillah extraordinaire. If you have that one friend who always talkin to girls but you never actually hear what he sayin to them, but nonetheless, he got a number and no strings attached date already lined up by the end of the conversation. Usually they are tall, typically black, may throw around some type of accent.
Homie #1:Where's ol' boy goin with that girl? Did he just get a number? How he do all that?
Homie #2: Him? He's a whispering yeti, you ain't know that. Don't ask questions, you won't be able to hear the answers.
Homie #2: Him? He's a whispering yeti, you ain't know that. Don't ask questions, you won't be able to hear the answers.
by Whiskey Yankee July 22, 2010
by UrbanDEV September 05, 2009
Yeti Slap is largely similar to a “Chimp Slap” in the fact these are the most brutal of slaps. The kind of slap that has you doing a spin on your way to the ground. Or that you have lost a piece of your face. Teeth, noses, eyes, mouth are all possible loses from a Yeti Slap. You might even get whip lash from the violent blow.
"Did you see dude's face? Looks like he was mauled by a bear."
"Yea he got mouthy and someone put it on em, Yeti Slaped his ass!"
"Yea he got mouthy and someone put it on em, Yeti Slaped his ass!"
by Kc_canine February 24, 2009
A message board poster that specializes in low level harrassment posts. Also likes the "hit and run" posting. Fond of the word "monkey".
Monkeyman 22 was mocking me on the CF message board a week ago. I hammered him, but he never came back. Fuckin Yeti.
by John October 09, 2004