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xenoglossophobia

n. A fear of foreign languages

-- from Greek prefix xeno-, "foreigner" or "stranger;" prefix glosso-, "language" or "tongue;" and phobos meaning "fear."

cf. xenolinguaphobia, using Latinate lingua for "language."
His xenoglossophobia prevented him from accompanying the production team overseas.
by kadoubek January 8, 2009
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Xenvox Moment

When you admin abuse and ban a kid for no reason.
Ethan: Yoo I just banned that kid, Xenvox Moment!
by JacobInDetail August 13, 2021
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Xenos

any extaplanetary being seen as an affront to the purity of mankind and his manifestdestiny to rule the galaxy in the name of the god-emperor
every xenos life extinguished is a human soul redeemed!
by cheu July 7, 2005
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xenu

Xenu was a benevolent ruler, with only the best interests of the Galactic Confederacy in mind. Seventy-five million years ago, the Confederacy was in an awful state of affairs. Gross overpopulation threatened to destroy the already fragile ecosystems and economies of many planets in the Galactic Confederacy, and Xenu knew that he had to do something. He could stand idly by and watch the planets destroy themselves, or he could take action. Thankfully, our Dark Lord knew what he had to do.

With his Galactic Fleet consisting of millions of space planes, Xenu used an innocent ruse of "income tax inspections" and used the friendly help of pyschiatrists to lure and administer harmless injections to billions of Confederate aliens into his fleet of ships. They were to be the sacraficial lamb for the greater good. They were subsequently frozen and packed into the space planes for removal. This was completely painless for the citizens involved.

Taking our alien lambs to Teegeeack (known as "Earth" to humans) our Dark Lord Xenu ordered his Exalted Renegades to latch the aliens to volcanoes where he quickly and humanely eliminated them. However, Xenu did not take into account the souls of the alien lambs. The souls, called "Thetans" by some, flew free. Xenu knew that they needed to be re-educated to forget about what had transpired, so he ordered the Exalted Renegades to catch the souls in Elecric Ribbons and re-educate them using a 3D Super-Colossal Motion Picture. The souls were given visions of modern worldly religions and then released to the world suffering from a loss of identity.

The re-educated souls flocked together to form clusters and inhabited the few remaining bodies that survived the explosions. These souls have transferred from person to person throughout each individual's life cycle. These clusters of souls are known to some as "Body Thetans," but the true followers off Xenu refer to them merely as "Soul Clusters." Some believe they cause all of the problems of mankind. However, this is not true. Instead, they grant us immense inner power.

But, as many things are, it was not to be. During the mass alien Exodus, Lord Xenu's Exalted Renegades were locked in heated battle with a group of evil disbelievers who addressed themselves as "Loyal Officers." They may be loyal, but not to Xenu. Rumor has it that the Loyal Officers are trying to reform, but that has mostly been dismissed as nonsense.

The Loyal Officers were defeated once, then retreated to the dark corners of the Confederate territory to regroup and rebuild. With a surprise attack, the Loyal Officers ambushed our merciful Dark Lord. They ruthlessly enslaved him in a force-field prison that is powered by an eternally-charged battery.
Hail Xenu!!!
Im rideing a DC-8 for xenu
xenu wants you
by CoXsucker August 20, 2006
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Xenis

Pronounced Zee-nis like Xena.

A penis in it's prime. When a penis is fully erect and in it's peek physical condition. When it can not grow anymore and is challenging gravity it becomes a xenis.
To be legendary porn star you must be able to get a Xenis within 1 minute.
by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010
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xenaphobia

fear of warrior princesses
jon is afraid to watch xena because of his heightened case of xenaphobia
by farturohaha October 18, 2007
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Xenia

crazy, clumsy, loved, blonde, happy person, laidback, fights back, laughs it out, short and curvy, blue eyes (most likely), animal friendly, people friendly, LEGEND.
That Girl Is Such A Xenia, she just fell down the stairs and is laughing about it!
by X0Kitty0X October 5, 2008
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