Mariana

A female who has enough wit to bring men to tears, and enough beauty to bring men (and women) to absolute war. A Mariana is full of passion, and has a romantic zeal that would have made Shakespeare weep. Marianas enjoy the arts and sciences with intellectual fervor and undying commitment. They have many talents, and are equally adept, for instance, at building a modern skyscraper, or composing a collection of poems. Marianas enjoy connecting with others on a deeper level, and welcome adventure with a calm curiosity. They typically don't like to go to sleep at a particular time, and instead prefer to accidentally fall asleep. Take heed when bringing a Mariana into a room with non-Marianas; for non-Marianas are likely to develop jealousy and remorse for their condition of not being a Mariana.

Example 1:
Guy: "Do you know Mariana?"
Other guy: "Yeah".
Guy: "Man, she's hot stuff."
Other guy: "SO hot, man."

Example 2:
Girl: "Hey, is that a Mariana over there?"
Other girl: "Oh wow, it sure is."
Girl: "Gosh, I wish I was a Mariana."
Other girl: "Me too."

by funnyguyone November 30, 2021

Mariana Joy

a loser but a cute one. she also makes me very happy.

person 1: look its mariana joy
person 2: she's so pretty :)

by totallynotkyladude May 18, 2022

Mariana Style

When you don't have water to take pre-workout and you pour it straight in your mouth.

Dude, I forgot my water bottle and took the pre-workout Mariana style, it was pretty harsh and I almost died.

by TaylorF85 May 10, 2019

mariana williamson

The most beautiful, smart, talented, charming, entrancing, hilarious, most entertaining, outgoing, special, one of a kind, short girl

Me: Wow did you see that girl mariana williamson?

Them: No why?
Me: Shes totally one of a kind

by Ligma momma October 15, 2023

Will and Mariana

Will and Mariana is the best couple in the world. They are made for each other and they way they look at each other is honestly so cute. They are inseparable. low key the world's greatest couple

'who are those people holding hands?'
"ohhhh thats Will and Mariana

by thatonegirlisatitagain February 18, 2025

cheryl and mariana

These two have the most wholesome friendship in the world. Watch out cause these two are about to take over the world. Nothing can split them apart so don’t even try. There like sisters split apart at birth. When they are together its as if they are a goddess and can defeat anything their way. These two will remain friends for eternity and beyond, nothing can break them apart.

‘Who has the best friendship?’ ‘It has to be Cheryl and Mariana, they’re inseparable!’

by CherylandMariana April 06, 2020

mariana wench

Refers to a bitchy female in a group of bitchy females who is the meanest, nastiest, crankiest, bitchiest, wenchiest cunt of the whole group.

I've finally realized that out of all my wife's friends, her friend Alina is definitely the Mariana Wench of them all.

by STGINAZ February 07, 2017