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widow licker

A person who goes to funerals to find girls or has sex/oral sex with widows.
That guy in the film Wedding Crashers is such as widow licker.
by Steffan Willis January 14, 2009
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restaurant widow

A person who is in a relationship with somebody who works in the hospitality industry (i.e. chef, restaurant owner, waiter, barman), who never sees them because they work unsociable hours (weekends, late nights etc), so much so that they may as well be a widow.
Does Faye have a husband, we've never seen him?
She's a restaurant widow.
Ah, that explains it.
by thiscouldberyan November 16, 2017
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Widow Maker

A large dab of more than one strain of butane hash oil (bho), rosin, ect, to be taken in a single hit.
The dude dropped a widow maker on the new omni nail.
by The Dudeeeeeeeeeee April 29, 2016
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Black widow

Someone that makes people feel like they are going to get shot whenever she's around. Someone that is always warning people or having other people warn people for no good reason.
The black widow wants people to remain scared of her and think that she is scarier than she actually is.
by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
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Crypto Widow

A female partner who loses her partner or lover to his overinvolvement and unbridled enthusiasm in crypto currency. Similar to the old term Golf Widow
Well I never really see or hear from.him these days since he got into crypto. I'm a Crypto Widow, that's what I am!
by Melissa Luisa April 15, 2021
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wank widow

A woman whose husband no longer finds her sexually attractive, no longer desires to sleep with her and instead spends his free time whacking off to porn.
Jill: Kelly always seems so unhappy anymore. What's going on with her?

Jane: That poor girl's a wank widow. Bob never gives her any attention anymore. Spends all his time on the computer.
by I'm Pseudonym February 28, 2011
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Budweiser widow

A woman who stays at home while her husband is drinking Budweiser at the bar.
Me: I thought you were coming over?
Him: Sorry I went to the bar for some beers.
Me: I'm tired of being a Budweiser Widow
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2019
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