You exclaim "What the possible fuck!" when you aren't completely sure that this potential fucked-up situation is actually happening or has happened or ever will happen. In other words, you don't want to completely commit yourself to whether this is an actual fucked-up situation or not because you don't have all the facts. And if you misjudge it or call it prematurely, you would look like a dick. So meticulous and cautious soul that you are "What the possible fuck!" is the perfect reaction.
While watching fake-news BSNBC, Pete phones his friend Joe.
Pete (breathlessly excited): "MadCow says that a swarm of little green moon-men have landed their spacecraft on Times Square and and are handing out little green lollypops while shouting 'Fear not! We've come in peace!'"
Joe (mildly dubious): "What the possible fuck!"
Pete (breathlessly excited): "MadCow says that a swarm of little green moon-men have landed their spacecraft on Times Square and and are handing out little green lollypops while shouting 'Fear not! We've come in peace!'"
Joe (mildly dubious): "What the possible fuck!"
by DoDotti November 13, 2017
by Your Mum Likes Bush Onion April 7, 2011
*the song "what's my name again" by blink 182 starts playing, a key example of a what-da-fuck song*
Jim: what the fuck?
Jim: what the fuck?
by chordie March 22, 2009
An expression of surprise or confusion used when what the fuck is insufficient to convey the magnitude of the situation. The increasingly flippant use and associated devaluation of the query 'what the fuck?' has necessitated the creation a more heart-felt derivative.
"What the actual fuck are you doing?"
"Have you seen Russell's beard yet?"
"Yeah... what the actual fuck?"
"Have you seen Russell's beard yet?"
"Yeah... what the actual fuck?"
by wanking_at_gunpoint August 14, 2008
What an individual says when even "what the actual fuck?" doesn't even fit the magnitude of the situation.
what the complete fuck?:
Stranger: "Hey you, what else can you do with your hands other than that?"
Me: "What the complete fuck is wrong with you?"
Stranger: "Hey you, what else can you do with your hands other than that?"
Me: "What the complete fuck is wrong with you?"
by idrkaidgaf November 23, 2015
wham bam what the fuck just happened?
by Anonymous July 27, 2003
what the fuck do you want from me is a phrase used when you want to say what do you want from me but you decide to add a cuss word into the sentence.
by AngelXX M December 6, 2020