Phone-wander

To walk, mope, or otherwise meaninglessly move about while talking on the phone or texting.

After he paced back and forth on the porch for the first 10 minutes of the conversation, Trevor phone-wandered aimlessly around the perimeter of the living room- softly kicking the floorboards as he strolled.

by SeeSawAstronaut December 7, 2010

Hugo Wederburn Wigginton

Originally a well known erotica poet from London in the 1700's, he struggled to release his work owing to his unbearable attitude not only towards women; whom he regulary beat, but also to any in his presence. He had very few friends, and those he did have were often paid for by his wealthy parents without him knowing.

The phrase nowadays is used to describe anyone who resides in the belief that they are Jahwe's gift to earth; when they are actually under many a false pretence.

Unfortunately he died in 1801; his name has been seldom used in modern day culture, with only 5 examples worldwide upwards of the date 1969. 3 of those 5 have a genetic disorder resulting in no hands or feet and the remaining 2 are described by the New York Times people without a genetic disorder - but who act as if they have a severe one.

Trivia: this name has been banned in all but 2 states in the USA; with claimants stating that it incited racial and sexual hatred; as well as anyone hearing this name going into a hibernation state for weeks.
Descended from the Greek God Rhea, he is a Titan of female fertility, motherhood, and generation. She is the sister and consort of Cronus, and the only mythological character in the history of the earth to display lesbionic trends. it is thought that it is HWW's discovery of this piece of knowledge that led him to write erotica.

His poety has been descibed 'underwhelming at best', 'really not that good' according the the 1784 print of 'The London Bugle'.

Look at that stranger, he has just talked too loudly and of innappropriate content - I bet his name is Hugo Wederburn Wiggington

A TYPICAL CONVERSTATION INVOLVING ONE WHO COULD BE A Hugo Wederburn Wigginton:

HWW: 'Hey guys, im just going to tag along with you for a bit'
Others: 'Dont you have to be somewhere else'
HWW: 'AHAHAAAA'
Others: 'It doesnt even make sense if you laugh there Hugo, no one has made a joke.'
HWW: 'wtf do you know, im Hugo Wederburn Wiggington'

by Brenda Cross PhD May 28, 2012

Wendell Scott

He is, to date, the only African-American (and generally the only minority) to ever win a top-level NASCAR race. He pulled off this victory back in December 1, 1963.

Wendell Scott won a NASCAR race back in '63. Now, will Bill Lester, who's also black, be able to pull off the same feat today?

by darthraider August 12, 2005

page welder

someone who causes the pages of pornographic material to stick together after ejaculating on them

Ross picked up the Playboy, took one look at the centerfold and instantly became a page welder.

by Dahoes April 14, 2009

Wycombe Wanderers

A fan-owned football (soccer) club which was founded in 1887, based in High Wycombe, they play at Adams Park (a 10,000 seated stadium in High Wycombe)

Person A: Who's your favourite team
Person B: Mine is Wycombe Wanderers

by fapping May 29, 2018

wengerism

The act of having the worst possible luck in the world in a day by day state.

I have been wenger'd (wengerism) since the sack.

by rickyroscoe June 11, 2009

wanderer

1. n.- Someone who is friends with people from every social clique at school and does not belong to a certain clique. Not a wannabe

2. n.- Someone who is searching for a group of people to fit in to at school.

EX 1: Kaley is a wanderer. She hangs out with the popular kids, the normal kids, the emo kids, the dork kids--everyone. I'm serious!

EX 2: Brian is such a wanderer! He needs to make some friends!!

by pinkpanthas December 16, 2005