Weiner Cat

A fat cat with short legs. Resembles a weiner dog.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I just saw this fat cat with short, little, stumpy legs."

Guy 2: "You saw a weiner cat?"

Guy 1: "Yeah. It hissed at me and tried to run at me, but it couldn't even get up!"

Guy 2: -laughs-

by bloonsfan17 January 12, 2014

weiner fat

The slab of man fat that is located below the belt and above the weiner.

Ronnie had to lift up Fred's weiner fat before he could lick the ball cheese off of his nutz.

by C.T.E October 14, 2020

weiner steam

weiner steam - another affect of coldness inflicted up one's nethers.

weiner steam: produced by friction from rapid sexual encounters.

see also: steamy weiner - evaporation from ones privates, resulting in weiner steam

"The downside to peeing outside, besides flaccidness? Watching weiner steam rise off your dick like a smoked kielbasa"

"That is one steamy weiner! Gotta get me some of that!", replied Jen, enamored by a steamy wiener

by Dirt Ferguson January 3, 2014

subpar weinering

the act of giving subpar sex that did not pleasure the partner

I am sorry babe that was some really subpar-weinering. Want to go again?

Last night, I hooked up with a guy, and the sex was really subpar. That’s some Subpar Weinering!

by Beers&Rears November 22, 2022

Weiner Tucking

When a man tucks his wiener between his legs to act like a female.

Jr was weiner tucking all last night with his gf rather than hanging out with the dudes.

by Butters the pimp August 22, 2017

titty-weiners

Male or females nipples when erect and standing out.

My girlfriends titty-weiners were so hard, they looked ready to cut glass.

by Chuckwick Bill May 18, 2016

Weiner Bikiner

See Banana Hammock

A tight, form-fitting swim suit for the male population. This is not your average swim trunk, we're talking all packed in. Leaves no room for the imagination.

T's weiner bikiner was staring me in the face! *SHOOK*

by Tequillur March 23, 2018