Wedding Harem

Following the wedding reception, the groom escorts the bride, maid of honour, and all the bridesmaids to a private room, normally a bridal suite or bedroom, the bride, maid of honour and all the bridesmaids serve and sexually pleasure the groom until the following morning.

I had a Wedding Harem at my wedding.

by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 23, 2023

Rustic Wedding

A GROSS sexual act between a man and a women. The women who is on her period removes her bloodied tampon over the open mouth of her partner, letting the remaining blood inside drip into his mouth. she then places the tampon on his forehead like a viel. with his mouth still open, she the proceeds to deficate into it, she then mounts him and rides him until he cums inside her (all the while he has to keep his mouth wide open), she then squats over his mouth again and let's the cum drip into his mouth. At this point they kiss. The mix of brown and red is where the Rustic part of the name comes from and the wedding part, the tampon veil and kissing at the end.

Those two are into all sorts! I here they love a Rustic Wedding

by BrownBoy90 June 24, 2015

Viking Wedding

While masturbating in the closet of a fornicating couples room, scream 'VIKING WEDDING' at the top of your lungs while jumping out before the moment of climax to punch the male in the face and insert your ejaculating cock into the woman's vagina before you run out of the house with a fistful of her jewelry.

Man that girl gets me so hot but I'm too broke to date her. I think a Viking Wedding is my only shot.

by raptorcyde July 20, 2017

Beef Weddington

beef wed-ing tuhn verb, noun

verb

1. Act of being tea-bagged in the basement.

noun

1. Road kill

2. Serial killer victim, wrapped in plastic wrap, set in the Sun to rot for 8 business days.

Charlie's planning a special beef weddington this week, I'd stay out of town if I were you.

by JohJohnsderRickysBrother July 19, 2019

Weenie Welding

When two men spend so much time together that others are given the impression that a homosexual relationship could be evolving.

He is up in the boss’s office every morning. They need to quit weenie welding.

by What’sinana September 4, 2019

Bone to Wedding Cake

The rating of one's ass by rating it on a scale from as flat as a BONE, to as big and delicious as a WEDDING CAKE.

"Damn Riley, what would you rate Sabryn's ass from Bone to Wedding Cake?"

"Definitely a birthday cake"

by Riley Smirga (Nedz) December 4, 2016

wet fart in a wedding gown

Anything that is vehemently unwanted or unwelcome. Something to be avoided at all cost.

At an AA meeting, an open bar is as welcome as a wet fart in a wedding gown.

by Pipistrello December 26, 2005