Human Man Warrior

One who fights all that appears before him, be it beast, man, or nature. The struggle is bitter and ends only with the death of the Human Man Warrior, for even the death of his opponent means only that he must find a new foe to destroy, continuing the struggle.

Fighting is more than an event or even a way of life for the Human Man Warrior. It simply is their state of existence, it ascends the way of life to supplant life itself, for they live to fight. Until that bitter end.

Yep, he fought to the end... like a real Human Man Warrior

by The Boy Joe Shine February 17, 2023

Tubby Warren

Refers to the overweight person in your friendship group.

"Hey look its Tubby Warren"

by Tubby Warren October 21, 2015

tail-light warranty

Construction work, or an installation, of questional means and/or methods that is warranted for as long as the contractor's or subcontractor's tail-lights on his departing work truck are still visible.

This alternate routing option was, sadly, my idea and will likely come with only a tail-light warranty.

by johnny speedpork December 14, 2010

Wallet Warrior

A player in a mmo game who spends piles of money to get all of the best items and equipment. Usually still sucks at the game.

*Premium tank firing randomly kills ally at the start of the game*

Ally: "You stupid fucking wallet warrior!"

by MTWEmperor September 21, 2012

ninja warrior

Noun: A television show which originally aired on Japanese television, known as Sasuke there, in between dramas. It features contestants trying to complete the four difficult stages on Mount Fujiyama. It now appears on G4 and many American viewers are transfixed by the ridiculousness of the course, but also at the contestants atheleticism.

Verb: To attack a series of obstacles with a lack of fear, determination, and strength.

N: Did you see commercial fisherman Makoto Nagano race up the final obstacle on Ninja Warrior. That motherfucker is crazy, i saw him practicing on his bigass fishing boat. I bet he smells like cod.

V: Oh shit, this is nice. Watch me ninja warrior over this fence, across that pole, up the stairs, swim through that pond, and hit the oak tree at the end of the street. It's goin to be fucking nuts. I bet I can do it in like 25 seconds.

by AJ Trailah May 3, 2007

cubicle warrior

A person who works long hours in a cubicle doing mundane work.

person 1: John can't come to poker tonight because he's workin' late.

Person 2: Damn, he's a cubicle warrior

by thatguy994839 June 25, 2009

Take your water

To kill you, Dune-Style. Derived from the Fremen society on Arrakis.

You ate my fucking twinkies, I shall take your water.

He said AFI sucked, I will take his water.

by Natas March 21, 2003