CT Wasted

When you're so drunk that you wish you were white and more pretty. Also goes to visit a boy but forgets to open the door resulting in a collision. Maximum level of wasted right after blacking out.

That girl was CT wasted!!

by Wildebeast331 January 10, 2012

Rockstar Wasted

When you are so drunk and high that you feel like a rockstar. Typically, this state of mind will encourage you to encourage girls to show you their breasts.

Charlie Sheen gets Rockstar Wasted

by greenninja2 April 3, 2011

Alpha-Wasted

above & beyond drunk. Out of body experience. Drunk to the point you cant control your self.

Foo last night I was so Alpha-Wasted I fucked Edgar's mom.

by drunkfoo88 January 17, 2011

Banana's wasted

To describe a person of power getting severely intoxicated beyond comprehension.

Our manager was so drunk last night, he was banana's wasted and could barely walk.

by D&T August 28, 2007

Kemp-wasted

The act of getting so drunk you pass out in the bathroom resting on your boobs before 10pm.

Forget about white-girl wasted, I wanna get kemp-wasted!

by Rw4747 December 31, 2013

getting wasted

to get queasy due to the consumption of alochol and/or hallucinogens.

whoa, after all that dope, i feel soo wasted!
hey dude, we're getting wasted tonight at the party.

by LubeLobBoob April 29, 2006

Wasting Time

Currently you're wasting time while reading this. The fuck your doing here go outside, or just beat your dick off you bastard. Seriously, you are wasting your time(see what I did there) by reading this. Go get a girlfriend or boyfriend if you sway that way. Seriously now, shoo. I'm just kidding, keep reading this. Just kidding, get off Urban Dictionary and finally beat Dark Souls.

Quite wasting time reading this.

by AsianSanta October 11, 2019