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Dark Walter

A Wet Walter performed without the consent of the partner. It is highly frowned upon.
Bro 1: I gave my girl a Dark Walter last night.

Bro 2: You’re going to fucking jail, Kenneth.
by Hans Francisco May 23, 2022
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Lyle Walters

Sticking a shaken bottle of orange soda in your ass and giving yourself an enema.
I gave myself a Lyle Walters to get myself to poop.
by sixpakofdwarves March 31, 2020
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Sol Walters

A fictitious lurking beast of a man whose name can be easily be substituted for anyone's name, or appearance.
Randy: Have you seen my almonds?
Steve-O: Nah dude, bet Sol Walters stole them

Andy: Dude you see that guy over there?
Joe: Yea, he looks like Sol.... Sol Walters
by Baker Rawlings July 16, 2008
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Icy Walter

An Icy Walter is the term used to best describe the act of washing ones genitals with cold or 'icy' water.

Commonly used for post-hot shower sex... Once the hot water runs out.

Can often occur in the third shower phase of the three shower affair
-She just had an Icy Walter- or -I just Icy Waltered myself.-
by Wart1dess December 13, 2010
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Walter Time

That friend that when you say you'll get their at a certain time, he will decrease it considerably.
"We'll get there in 3 hours"

"Walter is driving so we have to convert to Walter time."

"Oh okay then an hour"
by Kiwiikiller1 October 6, 2018
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Walter the dog

Walter the dog is not dead, there are manye posts that he indeed is dead, however he is my dog and he still lives
Oh my gawd did u see the new post about walter being dead, he was such a cool dog...

Yea u know walter the dog? He is alive so stfu
by beastmaester 64 July 13, 2020
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Warm Walter

The lesser cousin to the more known "hot fart". A Warm Walter is more of an airy seeper. Accompanied by an overwhelming warmth from the anus and the impending fear of a soon-to-be rotten egg aroma that will fill the air.
I felt a warm Walter slip out of my Tootsie roll and I just knew it was going to be the illest.
by Molec187 October 2, 2017
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