Jack Wad

The term Jack Wad is used to describe an uneducated, moronic, retard, with absolutaly no regard for any onther person. This term is mostly used to describe a law breaker or other low life drain on society.

O.J. Simpson is a huge Jack Wad and deserved life in prison.

by Bubbacop February 18, 2009

Thought wad

a sudden burst and outpouring of ideas, thoughts, creativeness, or conversation topics, often followed by a severe lack thereof.

"Why'd you dump him?"

"He was boring. He blew his whole thought wad on our first date, then had nothing."

"Lame."

by lcritterl January 17, 2008

jerk wad

Any fabric or tissue used to collect and/or wipe off semen after masturbation.

"Eric! What happened to your curtains? They are all crusty!"

by drKarling July 2, 2004

dick wad

An idiot who tries to act smart!

George Bush is such a dick wad.

by ??? May 7, 2005

dip wad

Stupid person.

You are such a dip wad.

by Erick Smith August 25, 2003

ass wad

when you poop and your not done yet and you push and push to get it out so you can be done but it doesnt happen

my ass wad is killin me

by cherry February 26, 2003

Wad wiper

a maid/cleaner at any hotel room who ends up cleaning someone's jizz off the bed, wall or any other place it might have been ejaculated.

My main job title is "maid" but I am merely a glorified wad wiper.

by Katherine January 14, 2004