west virginia breath mint

When your sister pussy farts in your mouth to get the smell of your brothers dick off your breath.

Billie Jean had a hot date, so she asked her sister for a West Virginia breath mint.

by stoopidphucker June 24, 2009

West Virginia Whisker Biscuit

A West Virginia Whisker Biscuit is a vagina that has been vomited upon.

Hillbilly 1 and Hillbilly 2 are drunkenly double teaming a white trash piece of garbage. Hillbilly 1 pukes on her pussy then excuses himself without telling the others what just happened. Hillbilly 2 then goes down on her and ends up eating a West Virginia Whisker Biscuit.

by Bilbo"Douche"Baggins August 28, 2010

West Virginia University

The most pockmarked, shitty campus in the world. Not built for the amount of students that go here, as is evidenced by the traffic problems inherently caused by 1 (one) road going through campus.

Oh yeah and we drink alot also.

by SB February 14, 2005

West Virginia Candle maker

when you are having sex and you drip melted wax into the girls vagina.. then shove your dick in making a mold that you later turn into a candle..

guy 1:"dude how was last night with that chick from the bar?"
guy 2: "was awesome, gave her a West Virginia Candle Maker, i have the candle on my mantle.."

by itis1760 July 4, 2010

West Virginia Coal Miner

After having anal sex with your sister you pull out and then proceed to shit in her mouth. After that she proceeds to give you head until you bust in her mouth. You then make out and scoop all the shit out of her mouth with your tounge.

I tell you what Rufus, my sister gives a good "West Virginia Coal miner". Next time your sister gets real horny try it.. youll love it!

by Nick E October 24, 2007

west virginia happy meal

When one male lover squats down to shat in the open anus of another male lover. This is sometimes done as a sign of affection in Haitian gay district or southern US.

We was huntin' and I squat down to take a shit and that sombitch snuck over and gave me a West Virginia happy meal. Fuckin' thing didn't even have a toy in it.

by Lucky Bucky March 31, 2008

west virginia hot chocolate

The name given to a West Virginia dark girl that is extremely hot. She must have ALL the "assets" that a hot girl should have. Front, back, top, down, left, right. The works!!!!!!

Life is like a box of chocolates, if it's full of West Virginia Hot chocolate, Dang!...better yet. LOL

by Loco Chupacabras May 8, 2008