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Fucking close to water

A joke from a Monty Python live show regarding watery American beer.
Monty Python:

" Frankly over here we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.
It's fucking close to water. "
by Bilbo23 May 31, 2009
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Apply Cold Water To Burned Area

When someone burns you, or you burn someone, some obnoxious person in the back would yell "APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA!" Because naturally, you or the other person just got burned... See roast or roasted . It's basically just a stupid little statement to say to someone who just got burned by another person.
Kate: Luna that song is so old why do you listen to it!?
Luna: You're mom is old, but you still listen to her.

Someone from the background who just so happened to have overheard: (To Kate) Apply cold water to burned area.
by AsianInfestation April 29, 2013
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jetskis on water

Ben:did you know that you can drive jetskis on water

class:no, really!!!!!!
by j-rob mad fresh April 17, 2010
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bong water

The water used in a bong. It contains no THC because THC is not water soluble. Do not drink the bong water.
When Steve hit the bong too hard, he drank the bong water. He said it was fucking gross.
by anonymous May 13, 2005
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Hot water bottle

As seen in the Korean web novel 'FFF-Class Trashero', a sexual partner (usually in the case of the main character Kang Han Soo referring to a woman), basically a 'bed warmer'.
"A beauty, whose body was ideal to be the highest-grade hot water bottle, thus shouted while looking down from the top of a majestic fortress covered by ice and snow." - FFF-Class Trashero Chapter 65

"His girlfriend, who had played the role of a hot water bottle, had disappeared, while he was kidnapped to the continents of Fantasia again." - FFF-Class Trashero Chapter 75
by jerrythebattlepus December 19, 2020
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and people in hell want ice water

a meaner way of saying "you rnt getting it". often used by those people who r hilarious that always have a straight face.
by chrisssythewhite April 20, 2011
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drag the water

(v.) To cast a net into shallow water to drag for objects, usually bodies.
Drag the waters some more
Like never before...
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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