scrotom warmer

a hot chick
that rubs herself
on other dudes
when dancing.
this usually results
in a hard-on

that hot bitch has been rubbin on me all night
scrotom warmer

by .jase October 17, 2007

Cooch warmer

A friend/bro/homie that warms up cooch for you to score with

Dude chuck is the worlds greatest cooch warmer. the guy can really get me laid

by Kachuck July 30, 2010

Minnesota Hand Warmer

Creating a warm, fresh turd or piece of fecal matter that is then held in your hand to prevent frostbite.

Shoveling snow had my hands so cold, I had to make a Minnesota Hand Warmer.

by Giggling_santa February 10, 2025

throat warmer

a vape

hey bro thanks for the throat warmer

by backslashslahsback February 9, 2021

Rhode Island Neck Warmer

Is when you drunkenly get a blowjob from a hooker while visiting Rhode Island, in winter, behind the bar dumpster and midway through you vomit profusely onto his/hers neck thus warming their exposed neck. Allowing them to finish before last call

While visiting The Spider Room.
Hooker: Wanna head outside? I'll suck your cock.
Client: (just visiting)Isn't it cold out?
Hooker: I'll show you a Rhode Island Neck Warmer.

by J-hem September 25, 2020

Butt-er Warmer

When you hire a prostitute to stick a frozen stick of butter up their as in order to warm it, making it spreadable and or liquified.

Hey guys, I'm hiring a couple Butt-er Warmers for our lobster dinner tonight. When will you be here?

by DERDZ December 31, 2020

thigh warmers

Thick mutton chops or side burns. Popular in the 70s and 90s. Called thigh warmers alluding to their secondary use during oral sex.

Shunlet: You should trim those side burns they're getting out of control
Pikey: I'm growing a pair of thigh warmers.

by BigGayTrev October 17, 2019