scrotom warmer

a device for prtecting urself from sluts

me: that bitch made me wear a scrotom warmer.

by josefh October 02, 2007

scrotom warmer

someone who sits in the lap of guys to get their "attension"

guy1: that slut sat in my lap
guy 2:what a fucking scrotom warmer

by backers October 02, 2007

scrotom warmer

a hot chick
that rubs herself
on other dudes
when dancing.
this usually results
in a hard-on

that hot bitch has been rubbin on me all night
scrotom warmer

by .jase October 02, 2007

thigh warmers

Thick mutton chops or side burns. Popular in the 70s and 90s. Called thigh warmers alluding to their secondary use during oral sex.

Shunlet: You should trim those side burns they're getting out of control
Pikey: I'm growing a pair of thigh warmers.

by BigGayTrev October 17, 2019

Natural leg-warmer

A friend of mine who had a gastric bypass was left with some lose skin. The excess skin on her legs created some folds and gathered much like a leg warmer, hence the term natural leg warmer.

I hate my natural leg-warmers, that’s why I always wear pants.
I love that I lost all this weight, but it’s such a shame I’m stuck with these natural leg-warmers

by Cheeky T September 03, 2023

Pineapple warmer

Gammon. Brexit voter. A white, right wing man with very little hair and an angry pink complexion.

The audience on Newsnight were mainly pineapple warmers.

by Mohammered May 26, 2019

bread warmer

a person whom is uncircumcised

wow that guy i hooked up with last night was a bread warmer

by ouohyeah666 March 15, 2017