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Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.
"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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vietnamese pork roll

Having intercourse with a larger Vietnamese girl.
"I heared Jonno vietnamese pork rolled that girl last night"
by Peter Pinson January 31, 2024
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Vietnamese Vasectomy

When a Vietnamese hooker, who's vagina is so tight that it restricts and cut's circulation on your penis as soon as you nut, that the gargantuan amount of sperm being stopped by the tightness of her vagina holds in your balls causing them to swell to sizes of balloons and then explodes, resulting in vasectomy
"My wife wanted kids, she doesn't know when I was at my 'business' trip in Asia, I got a Vietnamese Vasectomy"
by JamesPage February 7, 2025
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Vietnamese Vampire

A Vietnamese Vampire is when you give oral sex to a menstruating woman and drink the blood.
"Bro did you hear about Jimmy and Susie?"

"Nah what happened?"
"Well I heard that Jimmy Vietnamese Vampired Susie after that party last week."
by $horty Guapo August 17, 2019
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Vietnamese powerwashing

Drinking a fuckton of water then using your dicks as chopsticks, first person to pee loses.
by Ovenfreshham June 12, 2025
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Vietnamese

Nationality or language of someone who knows vietnam.
Vietnam is also a small country that can beat the crap out of bigger countries in wars like China, Mongolia, America and such, and has won a lot of football matches I assume. Also Vietnam's Asia so my parents will beat the crap out of me too if I don't pass my tests.
Some vietnamese people also like pho, a type of noodle soup or some.
I'm vietnamese.
by kamikazea September 27, 2022
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Vietnamese Flashback

When World War started, America attacked Vietnam. Most of the Vietnameses hide in the forest to surprised Americans soldiers, most of the Americans soldiers weren't survive the attack. Couple made it out alive but the attack haunt them....
Doctor: I'm sorry but you've....vietnamese flashback.
Americans that survive the attack: Why are we still here just to suffer...?
by EveryWordYouSay September 9, 2018
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