Vietnamese River

The act of urinating into an individual's mouth, and having the urine flow down their naked body.

"Bro it would be really hot if we did the vietnamese river".

"Ok let me get naked and open my mouth".

by The Cock Guzzler December 10, 2021

Vietnamese Poker

When one plays poker with Vietnamese people.

Biracial KKK members beats a straight flush in Vietnamese poker.

by Helena.Cassidy May 15, 2022

Vietnamese flashbang

When you nut in a guys dickhole and slap his ass simultaneously while in a tree.

Yeah dude, last night was wild, I gave my boyfriend a Vietnamese flashbang.

by chegwardthefifth June 22, 2022

Vietnamese blanket trick

Vietnamese women are known, far and wide for their sexual prowess.
In the Vietnamese Blanket Trick, a man and a woman are wrapped in a blanket whilst engaging in sex. The woman is then able to bring the man to orgasm simply through the use of her vaginal muscles.

You ain't had sex if you've never experienced the Vietnamese Blanket Trick.

by Bien there November 20, 2022

Vietnamese stealth piss

Assume the crouching position as if you were waddling like a duck. Slide your cock out the side of your shorts and have a piss. No one else will see it happen as you are so close to the ground.

Damo 'hey mate did ya end up buying that makita set from bunnings'
Kyle 'yeh mate ripper deal........God damn it damo you just did a Vietnamese stealth piss didn't you. It's pooling around my bloody feet'

by Savage creep December 12, 2022

vietnamese dong

vietnamese official currency name in english.

american dude: "Hey how much is 1 dollar in vietnam currency?"
random vietnamese dude: "100,000 vietnamese dong."
american dude: "dong.😂"

by crischutu07 July 16, 2023

vietnamese pork roll

Having intercourse with a larger Vietnamese girl.

"I heared Jonno vietnamese pork rolled that girl last night"

by Peter Pinson January 31, 2024