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Verizon iPhone

Something, that will never exist no matter how many hours a day Verizon wireless users spend blogging, whineing, and trolling the "Verizon Forums" and "Apple Discussions."
Reason 1: You can't just Jailbreak, unlock, and activate an iPhone on Verizon Wireless is because The iPhone uses GSM Technology, T-Mobile, and AT&T are the mobile carriers that use GSM in the United States. Verizon, Sprint, Criket, and most other carriers all use inferior CDMA technology. The iPhones hardware CANNOT run on a CDMA network, no matter what you do to it.
Reason 2: If Apple were to build a Verizon iPhone they would have to completelly re-write the mobile networking section of iOS to use the CDMA technology.

In the end: If there ever was a CDMA iPhone in existance, it was probably a first-generation prototype, that was built in 2005 before Apple had selcted an official carrier to sell the iPhone. If you were able to get a hold of this prototype (If it wasn't either destroyed or burried in Steve Jobs's basement), Apple would sue you faster than they sued the guy who found the iPhone 4 prototype earlier this year.
"Look at my Verizon iPhone!"
Dude, that's just a Droid, calm down.
by xyz1347 October 9, 2010
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Evil version of the KKK

“Is there a evil version of the KKK?”
“Yes”
by Osakinator July 9, 2022
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Verizon Connection

The connection between a man and woman, man and man, or woman and woman that is very strong, such as the Verizon Network Connection which is very reliable and avaliable in almost every city/state. So when two people share a strong connection, it is referred to as "The Verizon Connection"
Dude: Man, I just brokeup with my girl.
You: Why man?!

Dude: I'm not sure; it didn't feel right. No connection.
You: Man, too bad you guys didn't have the Verizon Connection!
by kyleelol69x3 July 9, 2009
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Verizon

A wireless cell phone company that claims to be "America's most reliable". They have terrible commercials, I mean, who wants 1000 people following them everywhere?
by whatserface March 11, 2008
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pick me girl (height version)

when a girl (usually short girls) says that they’re a height taller than the height they are. over and over and over and over again. until you want to tell them to shut the fuck up yourself. yeah.
“omg i’m not 5’5 you can clearly see that i’m 6 foot what are you talking about”

pick me girl (height version)
by larrythelobster2003 December 31, 2020
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Pokemon - Black Version

The Japanese name for the upcoming fifth generation of Pokemon.

It's partner Pokemon - White Version will be pretty much the same thing, with a few version exclusives and a couple extra cutscenes that don't really matter.

It hasn't been confirmed yet if these are the official titles of the new games or not, but lately the U.S. has been copying Japan word for word and product for product.

There was never any doubt of the Pokewalker being included with HeartGold or SoulSilver and i don't see why there should have been.

Only two Pokemon up to this point have been announced.
Zoroa and it's evolved form Zoaroark. They are dark types and and resemble a fox / fox on legs.
Black Guy : I'm buying Pokemon - White Version!
White Guy : Koo, niggah i be buyin' dat Pokemon - Black Version yo.
by th30hja3ff3ct April 9, 2010
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Verizon

Mathematically inept to the point of not knowing dollars from cents. For example, see the YouTube clips where a succession of Verizon employees demonstrate they do not know the difference.
Q. Why does anyone play the lottery at those odds?
A. They don't realise it's a tax on verizons.

Q. What does it mean when a footballer says he's going to give 110%?
A. No-one really knows. It's a thing verizons say when they want to sound keen and cool.
by Schmunzelmonster December 14, 2008
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