Vegan

Obviously a cult member.

There is nothing natural about being a vegan, because humans are not meant to take a whole bunch of "supplement" pills with their diet, or carefully choose which types of plants match half of one's nutritional requirements.

by hmmmm July 18, 2003

vegan

A vegan is a person who doesn't partake in any animal feasting or animal wearing, basically anything to do with harming animals. Which is totally stupid because as a meat eater my guilt and human self importance won't allow me to agree and allow them to win. So I will disagree with new information about how veganism is healthy and stick to ~facts~ about meat eating. The buddhists are stupid weak fools for not eating meat, shaolin monks got nothing but illusions and fake tricks, they've got no ~real~ strength cause they don't eat meat! Never mind the fact that most abbatoir workers become vego after. And I have a highe chance of getting cancer as a meat eater.

John: I'm a vegan

Daniel: You're an idiot trend follower. Its all a stupid hippie californian thing

John: Damn hippie surfing california buddhist monks I'm not vegan anymore because killing for no reason and getting cancer from diseased animals from abbatoirs and farms of bad condition... rulezzzzz!

Daniel: True that

by maddiezzrooolzzz February 9, 2008

Vegan

One who tries not to eat ANY animal products, not even milk or cheese.

I've never seen a vegan around.

by Shawn B. June 9, 2003

vegan

lack of b12 dickhead grass munching grass stealing CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Worldwide meme

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oi stop eating my grass you fucking non protein lack nof b12 vegan fuck

IF YOU SEE A VEGAN BASH THEM!!!!!!

by xX69AdriansSloppySeconds69Xx May 9, 2019

Vegan

Sucking dick badly. Referring to how protein from a mans semen come from humans, which are animals, vegans cannot have products from animals.

Dude, that girl was being vegan last night

by hammertime03131987 March 31, 2009

Vegan

A person who refrains from consuming animal meat and dairy products, and doesn't use other products that come from animals, such as leather. They think that they are helping some sort of "cause" by protesting against the slaughter of animals for commercial purposes, but in fact they aren't helping anything at all, because they don't realize that if we stop farming animals, they will overpopulate and deplete the plant food supply even more. They also don't know that animals kill and eat each other naturally anyway. They do not understand that plants can feel pain as well, but they typically deny this fact, because they are usually stuck-up pussies who think they're "making the environment better." Vegans typically like to boast about the fact that they don't eat meat, and they will often never shut the fuck up about it until they think they've converted you to veganism.

The vegan thought he was making the world a better place by not eating meat, because he didn't realize that animals eat each other anyway.

by TriHard Seven June 28, 2016

Vegan

A usually pretentious human who denies themselves meat, dairy, eggs, and fish in an attempt to be politically correct. Usually they will sight a study by an obscure hippy Dr. that says this diet is healthy, or declare that animals should have the same rights as people or other lame nonsensical arguments.

The Vegan is also someone who usually enjoys pointing out your "wicked" meat eating ways and pretends that soy products are actually palatable. Symptoms of a vegan are sucked in paper thin skin that shows every detail of their skull, and declaring themself an "environmental activist."

The kids really enjoy teasing the vegans by kicking their puppy and eating tons of bacon.

The vegan broke his leg because instead of drinking real milk, he drank soy juice.

by Anton Dacy December 15, 2011