Vaccine Guilt

The guilt you feel for getting the vaccine before others you feel are more deserving.

I'm having some serious vaccine guilt - I'm perfectly healthy but my neighbour is immune-compromised and hasn't has hers yet.

by Sandra Andrews March 20, 2021

Vidaccinate

To be vaccinated against Covid 19

I have been fully Vidaccinated!!

The Vidaccination could save your life

by MsDaygo71 September 27, 2021

anti-vaccine girl

An idiot girl who hates vaccine- THE FEMINISTS ARE COMING SAVE ME!

This is a anti-vaccine girl.. - Idiot 2017

by ChocolateWaffles September 25, 2017

slut vaccine

The new vaccine for HPV (an STD,human papillomavirus (HPV).
Meant to imply that HPV is a disease of promiscuity. (Actually untrue.) The vaccine is intended to thwart HPV which is generally responsible for cervical cancer.

Mom #1: I think my daughter should get that new slut vaccine. She's starting to have sex with her boyfriend.

Mom #2: Yeah, that's probably a good idea. Too bad it didn't exist when we were kids.

by Merezz September 16, 2006

Designer Vaccine

When profit-driven manufacturers would be launching a range of vaccines that aim to target specific Covid-19 variants, with varying pricing based on their infectivity, transmissivity, and mortality rates—for example, the vaccine for the more transmissible Omicron variant may cost less than the vaccine for the deadlier Delta variant.

With current booster shots proving to be semi-effective against Covid-19, manufacturers’ next creative move is to come up with designer vaccines to further boost their profitability.

by MathPlus January 25, 2022

Vaginate

Verb: To menstruate. A shedding of the uterine lining once a month.

Once a month, every young woman vaginates

by Marissa and Lauren January 17, 2008

vaccine flop-sweat

One of the many unpleasant COVID vaccine side-effects, which are often highly amplified after the requisite second dose.

So I hear you got the COVID vaccine, you lucky fucker.
Yeah, I did.
I bet you feel like superman now!
Maybe a little; I'm still recovering from the vaccine flop-sweat, night chills, headache, myalgia, arthralgia and diarrhea.

by YAWA January 23, 2021