Vampire Snob

Someone who insists that the vampire and plot in a film conform to Bram Stoker's Dracula or "Nosferatu".

Sally: Ooooo I just LUV Edward and Twilight and omg I just luv vampires they are so sexy.

Bertram: Edward is a glitter fag, he's not a vampire. Bela Legosi, Klaus Kinski, now those guys are real vampires.

Sally: Bertram, you're a dick. Don't be such a Vampire Snob.

by havasuesq November 12, 2009

Vampire Electronics

N. Any electronic device which continues to use ridiculous amounts of electricity even when turned off. Often results in unusually high electric bills.

Electric Bill Recipient: "Holy crap! Look at this unusually high electricity bill!"

Significant Other: "Yeah, it's those stupid vampire electronics."

---Even when turned off, the average computer uses about 65 watts of electricity; the colon on a microwave's display uses about 3 watts.---

by captainduncan December 10, 2008

vampire boyfriend/girlfriend

someone you hook up with but only ever see during nighttime hours. like a booty call or a fuck buddy but more consistent and/or monogamous. not quite dating-level.

X: i've been hooking up with Y for months now but we only spend time together at night. i've never even seen him/her during the day!
Z: sounds like you have a vampire boyfriend/girlfriend

by twr2938 November 1, 2009

vampire weekend

A killer band from a killer city (New York), who fuse together a seemingly unheard of combination of instruments to pretty much make there own genre: "The Upper West Side Soweto".

"Dude the debut album of Vampire Weekend is coming out in 3 days"

"Lets go wait in line"

by Philberto January 8, 2009

vampire cat

A cat whose upper canines extend past its lips when its mouth is closed, so that the tips of the teeth are visible.

If you think that vampire cat looks dangerous with those fangs of his, just wait until he sinks them into your arm.

by bats :[ March 22, 2009

Vampire Bat Website

A website whose content exists primarily from the manual or automated aggregation of advertisements for personal services, user profiles, text, and photos from other more legitimate, established websites. These sites also have a general disregard for copyright as a concept and continuously steal or aggregate new content from all over the internet in an attempt to bring their site to the critical mass point of being a site that people might actually pay to utilize. These sites are also often operated by people who when contacted are generally unhelpful, or slow to remove infringing content if they will remove it at all.

If you go to any of the following you will see a good example of the type of site I am talking about;
mylife.com, pipl.com, manta.com, intellius.com, city-data.com, peekyou.com, profileengine.com
All of these sites display the common characteristics of a Vampire Bat Website.

by UncleEdge2 March 29, 2012

vambora

A contraction of two words in portuguese: "vamos" + "embora" that means

"let's go".

"Let's go man, I'm late"
"Vambora maluco, tô atrasado!"

by JPhilip ~ May 14, 2016