Sarcastic reference to da "checks in but doesn't check out" performance of unwanted body-mass dat many folks experience, especially those with low metabolism and/or edema or other medical conditions dat hinder da efficient processing of carbs, salt, and glucose.
Many highly-advertised waistline-reducing diets may not only be ineffective, but they can really be a "one-weigh valve" for your MONEY, as well, in that you just keep spending more and more over long periods of time in an effort to drop the poundage, while never really getting all that much in the way of noticeably-positive results.
by QuacksO March 8, 2020
Get the one-weigh valvemug. The worst anti-cheat ever.
well damn it automatically bans you from steam if you type sv_cheats 1 into tf2 dev console
well damn it automatically bans you from steam if you type sv_cheats 1 into tf2 dev console
by Your pseudonym February 25, 2025
Get the valve anti cheatmug. by tri-lights May 6, 2024
Get the [VALVE] Niggerkillermug. The built in autonomous self-repair system that exists inside the motor of a 2-valve 4.6L DOHC Ford V8 motor.
I hit a puddle and water got into my motor, causing an engine tick and a triple misfire, but after a week or two, the 2-valve Regenerative Repair System kicked in and the tick is gone and all 8 cylinders are firing normally.
by Stratton 2-valve September 9, 2020
Get the 2-valve Regenerative Repair Systemmug. by Fucko October 27, 2021
Get the Mexican Check valvemug. Man 1: Where you been squire?
Man 2: Got valved
Man 1: Man..... that shits fence
Man 2: Not with a bottle of wine it aint
Man 1: Hmmmmmmmmmm dank, it must flow better
Man 2: Got valved
Man 1: Man..... that shits fence
Man 2: Not with a bottle of wine it aint
Man 1: Hmmmmmmmmmm dank, it must flow better
by Roy Orbison January 3, 2007
Get the valvedmug. After Ed turned 40 and his knuter valve stopped working properly, he would think he was done urinating and would dribble pee on the front of his pants.
by Redleader1 August 29, 2025
Get the Knuter Valvemug.