by fluffy-black-unicorn January 08, 2017
When someone's red flags are so intense and/or numerous that dating or being friends with them would lead to certain disaster.
His main hobby is creating fake dating profiles, he proudly recounted his many shoplifting adventures, and he has three exes with restraining orders. Those aren't just red flags, that's a red umbrella!
by anubisvel April 19, 2024
by FishWatermelonRage December 07, 2023
The Columbus Umbrella is when you have intercourse with at least 2 other people and you urinate on one person, using their body to shield the other person from said urine.
by Mr. Bungles June 09, 2022
by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
''Man, I wish I had my arabic umbrella right now'' said Muhammed while a Russian bomberplane flew over his head.
by wellfuckmetwice October 09, 2017
You put your penis inside the woman, while you are sloppy. Then you grow inside of her like a umbrella. If you are a pro, you can also get your penis sloppy again at any time
by Josva June 15, 2017