Table Gypsy

1. A person who goes from table to table stealing food.
2. A homeless guy who survives by livng in all-you-can-eat buffets, usually accompanied by moist-towelette-sponge-baths.

1. "Hey, what the hell is Johnson doing?" asked Paulofaggoteer as he pointed out Johnson going from table to table stealing food. "Oh, he's just being a fuckin Table Gypsy" replied Fuckaroowho

2. Dude, I just saw a Table Gypsy giving himself a towelette bath in the restroom.

by HiyaDouche November 16, 2010

Tabled

To Bend someone over a table and fuck them hard.

Ray tabled his lover in a fit of passion.

by Dirk diddler May 20, 2015

Table Beers

Abandoned or unattended moderately consumed beers sitting on a table in a pub that one consumes to makes for a cheap night out, though usually results in herpies or the odd roofie. There is a fabled fraternity that lives by this...

One could even gather a few table beers and pour into one glass for a more rich and full filling taste..
Goes very well with the shoey.

“Hey cunt your shout!”
“I’m broke...table beers?”
“Fuck oath! “

by AlcoholFueledBrewtality August 10, 2018

Table scraps

A female that thinks she is a snack , but in reality she's been passed around too much to where she is wore out. Her vagina probably smells like burnt rubber. Use extreme caution.

That hoe thought she was a whole snack, turns out she just a whole lot of table scraps.

by Capt. Maddy Daddy July 24, 2019

Table day

The day of the week when you lay the table and eat dinner at it, instead of sitting on the couch in front of the TV.

"Did you see the 6 o'clock news last night?"
"No, Thursday is my table day"

by flynnmorgan November 8, 2021

scar tablet

1. An adjective used to describe something interesting, enjoyable, etc.
2. An exclamation reflecting the interest or enjoyment of a current activity.

1. "Dude, that place is totally scar tablet."
2. "WOAH! I JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS! SCAR TABLET!"

by Josh Glass (creator of this great word) August 25, 2003

Kitchen table blues

Another typical pointless night of you and your friends doing drugs and drinking at a kitchen table at home, instead of going to a bar or disco. The fact that people keep changing the music you have just put on, seems to be considered normal, as well as a constant wave of racist/sexist slurs.

Carl: He john, how was your weekend?

John: Mwah, kitchen table blues with steve and dan.

Carl: You should really go out more dude.

John: Yeah, i know.

by Rostiboots April 5, 2011