turtled

when your partner (as in sex) farts and wont let you get out from under the overs. It must suck!

Yo i am so going to dumb bob cuz he turtled me last night.

by pez October 25, 2003

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turtledove

how a Rashiburger makes me feel sometimes

Rashi gave me a kiss and now I feel like a turtledove! :D

by Owenburger December 7, 2004

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turtledove

To steal an idea, cause you suck balls too much to think of ideas yourself.

WTF! Some shitty writer turtledove'd my ideas.

by flscarlet January 1, 2011

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Turtledoving is when, in a fighting game, you alternate blocking and moving to quickly and safely advance towards the enemy. It is very effective as you are like a moving fortress that assaults the enemy with ultimate defense.

My friend is very good at turtledoving into Kano's x-ray in Mortal Kombat

by Lord Permillium III May 18, 2011

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turtled up

When a guy gets so cold, his dick draws up inside himself to the point of looking as though he may be uncut, even though he isn't.

Man, it's so damn cold in here I was turtled up and had to pull my dick out of myself just to take a leak.

I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.

by dj_nafi November 25, 2014

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turtled

to hide something from someone else.

We had a 1 pet in, 1 pet out rule. No pets. My wife ordered a couple of turtles without telling me and just thought once she brought them home i would be ok with it. She turtled me!

by slogson June 2, 2016

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