Turkish Quilt

When two people (preferably a man and a woman) dry hump long enough that their happy hair gets woven together with their pants, thus making a quilt.

Ben: You see that couple in the corner? They've been dry humping for hours!

Bill: They're probably making a Turkish Quilt.

by 2STD January 24, 2009

turkish rolo

the act of pulling anal beads out of themselves and inserting them into another

Hey Shiela are you ineterested in a turkish rolo, because if you are, I'm ready!

by upsman007 December 19, 2011

Turkish Delight

An unexpected surprise that occurs during a bisexual three-way in the shower when the participants get covered in female projectile ejaculate, semen and scat.

I was pounding my boyfriend Ivan in the shower while his friend Jayne was sucking him off and finger banging herself. I pulled out and we all came at once and fell into a heap on the shower floor covered in Turkish Delight.

by TBTara December 5, 2013

Turkish Snow Cone

From the movie "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalo". It is used to describe the sex act of dipping your cock into a pile of jizz, covering ur cock in white jizz making it look like a snow cone hence the name, then stuffing ur snow cone cock in a girl's mouth or vagina.

Ronny: "whats up partnah"

Dave: "Check this shit out. I gave that skank from last nite a Turkish Snow Cone in my jeep"

Ronny: "No shit, what a whore"

by Pdogs September 10, 2005

Turkish Steamroller

When a man and woman are in the 69 position, they grab each others arms and legs and roll around whilst having wild sex

Those people died while they Turkish Steamroller -ed off a cliff!

by Nathan Simard April 25, 2006

Turkish Meatball

When a retarded, down syndrome, midget is drunk and drives a car into a turkish hot dog stand mistaking it for a speed bump, gets thrown from the vehicle, and gets smacked in the sack with a vietnamese baby.

I might have gotten botulism from my undercooked Turkish Meatball.

by I'm gay...? December 1, 2009

turkush delight

The little treat resulting from when, in a final act of desparation in the midst of a marijuana drought, you scrape all the blackened remnants of resin from your pipe and coat it with a meager dusting of keef from your pathetically empty grinder

Audrey: You know, we could just go buy weed from my neighbors
Jon: I’ve actually just used this bobby pin to scrape out enough resin to make a turkush delight
Audrey: Fat bet

by willys0ns January 9, 2019